Welcome to Jackass (The Movie - Forever)! We invited our friend Josh Martin of Orlando Pop-Up Movies and Uncomfortable Brunch to dive into the genius of all 4 Jackass films.
WARNING!
The stunts in this movie were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you are about to see.
Luckily, this is a podcast episode and you're in safe hands. Not four but at least six safe hands that will cradle you with musings and regaling tales of a formative time in our lives watching grown men hurt each other for a laugh. The other two hands belong to Josh Martin of Uncomfortable Brunch and Orlando Pop-Up Movie Services.
We're Laura and Ryan: Welcome to Jackass (quadrilogy)!
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Hey, guys, thank you so much for downloading and listening to this episode of On The Bitte. Have you rated or reviewed us yet? If not, why? The best way for us to grow is by sharing us with your friends and rating and reviewing us wherever you get. Your podcasts. Spotify has a new rating feature right on our podcast front page. It is super easy, and the more five star ratings and reviews we get, the better it is for us to grow. If you screenshot and DMs your review, we'll share the most flattering ones on an upcoming episode. Thank you so much for listening and your support is marvelous and appreciated. Um, well, hello there. Welcome to On The Bitte, the podcast that uncovers fullfrontal male nudity in cinema. My name is Laura, and I am joined by my usual Cohost Ryan.
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Usual Cohost Ryan. Yeah, just the other one. Yeah. I feel like every time we start a podcast episode is always kind of like, well, there he is. He's always here. He's part of the foundation.
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But even better.
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You can all fuck off.
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We have a special guest today, um, and his name is Josh Martin, who is founder of, uh, Orlando Pop Up Movie Services. And he does sometimes good, sometimes bad movies around town. And also we went and saw Batman and Robin the other day that you did.
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And so that was the best. That was a really good one.
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Exactly.
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Yeah.
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Um, and also the creator of Uncomfortable Brunch.
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Yes, all of those things are true. Those are factual statements about me as a person.
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Tell us about Uncomfortable Brunch. I'm sure everybody knows about it.
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Everybody you don't have beginning to understand how popular I am. Um, I know we could get the time with you today. By the way, I got to be out of here in, like, 30 minutes. My schedule is booked. I don't even know. Um, yeah, well, thank you for having me on here. First of all, thanks very much. Okay. Yeah. Uncomfortable Brunch was, uh, born out of the idea of something very stupid, as all my good ideas, or at least the ones that catch on, seem to be. I work for an arthouse theater for a long time, and I appreciate arthouse cinema, and I think that it's important and all of that retentions bullshit. But I also think that it's kind of ridiculous, the air of pretension that surrounds them. So I thought that it would be funny to in my living room, um, have, uh, once a month showing artistically or academically important art films. That because of the content or subject matter you don't want to watch with other people.
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Right.
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Like Dancer in the Dark or Irreversible or Solo, uh, things like this. But then couple it with the most pleasant thing that you can think of being Brunch. So we did that, um, in my living room as a joke for my movie nerd friends, thinking oh, this will last three months before it fizzles out, because my, uh, friends don't commit to anything. But the contrary was true. Um, it kind of got a bit too big for the living room, and so went to a, uh, local bar, Wills Pub, for quite a few years. I was there. Um, they were great there. They were open to letting us use the space for next to nothing. And I, uh, bought some catering equipment and a screen and a projector and serve food, I'm sure. Violating every health code. Yeah, every health code you can think of.
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I ate some of that food.
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Yeah, you shouldn't have. I mean, I did, too, but there's no way that eggs cooked in my kitchen then transported to Wills Pub.
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Oh, my God.
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To be served by volunteers. We made them wear wet latex gloves, though, because we were conscientious professional. Yeah, but, um, then, uh, Interestingly, the, uh, arthouse theater that I worked for, they, uh, didn't want the idea when I first came up with it. After years of hard work, they decided that they did. They actually approached me. And so now it lives at Enzyme in Maitland, Florida, which, for those of you that are not in Orlando, is just north of Orlando. And, uh, so now we show these movies at, uh, a proper cinema. And it's very strange to me that what was originally, like, six people in my living room is now selling out a 200ft theater when we do it.
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Yes, it's a genius idea.
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It's an idea. I'll give you that. It's a gimmick.
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Uh, it warned my cockles to the borough. I'm glad this thing exists in the place that I've now moved to. So I was like, that's nice.
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Yes, that's true. I definitely missed the living room. I hadn't met you yet.
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That probably is true. We might have peripherally known each other a little bit, but we certainly weren't like friends.
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Not like we are now. Well, this friendship is why we needed you to come here today. Because when we knew I haven't even introduced the film yet. But when we knew that this film was being made and when we knew this film was coming out, um, I think that I thought of you immediately, because you're the person that I would typically go see really ridiculous movies with.
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Yeah. This is actually a little different for what our usual was back in the day.
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True.
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I don't recall. Rampage was one of them. Rampage is one Hurricane. Heist. I remember that.
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Skyscraper.
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Skyscraper. Yeah. So if it had art, dwindle Rock Johnson.
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It's a different kind of art. It's all art. Technically, yeah. I mean, have you not seen skyscraper?
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No, I own it.
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I'm saying to the audience, skyscraper.
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It's really good.
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It's so good.
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Well, that's something that was always the end joke with an uncomfortable brunch. And really, everything I do is that I do think that this stuff is important, but I think that above that all, it should also be fun. And I really like stupid movies a lot. I almost like the more than the really important stuff that I'm supposed to like, which is fine. It's all has its place. But who gets home after a hard day's work and puts on persona? I mean, I'm not going to say I haven't, but those are certainly low moments in your life.
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Yeah, certainly. That was a part of.
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Yeah.
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No, I would do that.
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That's a shitty thing.
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I would do that tonight.
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That is sitting halfway watched on my HBO Cube. Yeah.
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It's a fucking crime.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, I suck. Fucking Bergman's turning in his grave every time it's half played on HBO.
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Max, I watched that movie about dodging a soul.
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Yeah.
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What was that movie that came out recently? Was it Bergmann Island?
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Yeah, I watched that.
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But I can't watch his movies.
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Okay. Yeah, I don't know what that is.
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That was my top ten last year. I like the artsy shit.
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There you go.
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Yes. Just to put it out there on Front Street, because what we're covering today is a, uh, different kind of art.
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Okay. And excellent segue, Ryan.
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Wow.
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We are not covering just one movie today. We're going to cover four. We're going to cover mostly four, but we're going to be talking about the. I don't even know how to describe it.
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The Jackass Quadrillogy.
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You just stole it right out of my mouth. Jackass the movie from 2002, Jackass number two, from 2006, Jackass 3D, 2010, and Jackass Forever. That just came out 2022. Pure comic gold. And I don't know if I want to talk about the stars yet. Do you want to talk about our director, Jeff Tremaine?
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Yeah, I guess, like, we can.
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Are you going to talk about Spike Jones?
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Well, I'll bring him up a little bit because Jeffrey means, like, the director, but he doesn't get all the credit for everything. Or at least he shouldn't anyway, because this is very much a group effort in the directorial sense. Well, no, I feel like everybody involved. I don't think it's just him helming that. He's the one getting them to do all the stupid shit. The only reason he's technically there is this fantastic instagir. We all have that one friend that's like, here's some money.
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I think that you have different friends than I do.
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I feel like I was that friend.
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Were you?
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Yeah. Kind of shitty.
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It makes sense now. Anyway, Jeff Tremaine. So he's a TV film producer and director. Um, just a slight kind of brief overview of his history. He was a BMX pro. Um, he then moved on to being the art director of Go magazine, which was a BMX magazine. And from there he goes on to be the art director and primary editor of Big Brother magazine, which, if no one's aware, is probably one of the best skateboard magazines that's ever existed. And they also came out with some skate videos as well. They're keeping a movie in them. It was known for its Weiners. It's racy nature. It's kind of alternative nature. But for anybody interested in looking into that a little bit deeper, I, uh, highly recommend the documentary Dumb, which is basically the Big Brother story. And I guess Big Brother magazine is effectively the starting point to where we get to with the first Jackass movie effectively.
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Yeah. I have a lot of notes on how this tangled web of friendship comes together.
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Yeah. Because one thing we will say is that Jackass is very much seed in skate culture at the time.
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Yeah, dude.
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Wow. Okay. But he was spiked Jones, and you spiked Jones when they were just kids. And Spike Jones started off as a photographer taking photos for skate magazines. And then he obviously moved into making skate videos. He founded Dirt Skateboards around at that time as well. And then, obviously, he moved into doing music videos and things, and then he had his own agent, and they ended up taking what effectively became The Jackass TV show to MTV.
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But anyway, we were just talking about Spike Jones yesterday, and I was looking them up on Letterbox, and I was like, man, he hasn't made anything bad.
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Yeah, not really, no.
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So, um, rare.
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Yes. What a unique guy. I mean, I kind of love that this person who sort of shepherded Jackass into existence as we know it. He's also an Oscar nominee. Uh, he's made Charlie Kaufman films not feel pretentious.
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Yes.
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He drank an adaptation.
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He gave us two cages.
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That's true. And I'm sorry, I don't mean to shit on Charlie Kaufman, but I kind of shit on Charlie Kaufman a little because we brought out Spike.
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He's a very likable fuck him. He's so talented. That's the problem. He's such a talented fucker.
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I want to be friends with him, and I think he'd be really nice friend.
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It's my understanding that Giovanni Ribisi's character in Lost in Translation is him.
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Okay.
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Which of, uh, course, they had just gotten divorced, but I feel like that might be accurate, but there's probably an aloofness to him in his day to day that might drive me crazy. But I do think that he is, uh, charming in his own way.
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Like, he'll forget to text you back, but then when he does, he has a really funny joke.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Because at no point you're ever going to break up with him as a friend.
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Correct.
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Because he's too important. He'll piss you off, but at the same time, you'll be like, Maybe that's all right. I'm not mad at you.
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Yeah.
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I still want those coattails.
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Yes.
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I get to meet a Beastie Boy. That'd be cool.
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Yeah. At least the ones that are still alive, too, anyway. Yeah, they're dropping like flies.
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Is that your wrap up on Tremaine?
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I got halfway down the page my apologies. Yeah. But go forth. They go to MTV, they make Jackass, and obviously we'll go more into, like, the cast and things. I'm going to get there the everexpanding cast, but it's made their own production companies, Dick House. And I thought Dick House folded and became Gorilla Flicks, which was then, I think, as 2014 Gorilla Flicks came into being.
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Is that like guerrilla or gorella?
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I'm assuming.
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Huge difference.
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I'm assuming it is definitely the ape. It is not the military. Yeah. Not the girl who is opposed to the Ger guy. I don't know. I don't want to make monkey sound effects on this podcast of Lord My Standards enough over the course of 20 something episodes. Yeah. No, I don't have anything else, anything else to say there, apart from the fact that Johnny Knoxville is obviously the ringleader of the whole thing.
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He sure is all American Hero. Oh, my gosh. So apparently Johnny Knoxville knew Spike Jones as well. I don't know how they met each other, but Johnny, uh, Knoxville was a writer, and I think he, um, got involved with Big Brother because he was trying to make money. And he wasn't like, of course, breaking out in Hollywood because he moved there from Knoxville, Tennessee. Right. So then he had an idea to like, and I think we've all seen these videos of testing out self defense equipment, like the Tasers, the stun gun, and then testing out a bulletproof vest.
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Yes.
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And so he'd shopped it around to different magazines and everyone's like, absolutely not. Like, no fucking way. And then he shopped it to Big Brother and they said, that sounds awesome. Um. And so he went out and filmed it. And those videos are everywhere. Those videos are on YouTube, I think they've been in Jackass.
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Yeah. Certainly those self defense, at least the slightly tamer ones.
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Yeah. Not where he shoots himself in the chest.
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Yes. When he shoots himself, that's kind of a harder thing to stomach.
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You've seen that video, right?
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Yeah. It's incredibly hard, I think. Yeah. A lot of those early stunts with some of the early guys, even including the CKY videos that included Bam and Brandon. They're also in the first kind of few episodes of Jackass, if I remember.
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Yeah. So then Bam, Margara and Ryan Dunn, it's kind of weird because the guys from Big Brother met Bam when he was like 13. And we saw that. That was in the dumb documentary that's on Hulu. And they're like, in one of the videos, Phil is there, Bam is there, and he's skating. He's like 13 years old, and he's in the magazine.
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There's a fantastic photo. They're taking photos of obviously bad doing it. And you can see Phil just in the background because obviously Phil drove him there.
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Right.
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Because he's a kid little boy.
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He's just standing in the background.
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Yeah. That's so crazy. But then he ended up because Big Brother was such a big influence on them. That's how Bam and Ryan Dunn and Brandon and Rob and all those guys made the CKY videos in 1099. So it's like, way after they were doing all the Big Brother videos, I think.
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I don't have the dates on those.
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But from that, I think, is how they ended up getting involved with Tremaine and stuff. They kind of incorporated the CKY aspects into Jackass, like the pranks and stuff.
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Yeah. There's a really big incestual connection.
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Well, I think the CKY guys were like the furthest out because everyone else had worked at Big Brother. Like, Pontias worked at Big Brother. Who else? We man. Jason Mccuna worked there. Aaron Mcgeehi. Also mhm Mcgeehi.
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Mcgeehi.
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And then the only one that I think, like, audition was Preston Lacey auditioned for the Jackass Show.
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Okay.
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I think he met Knoxville at an audition. So these all these guys came together, most of them from Big Brother, most of them from the West Coast. And then you have the CKY crew from the East Coast.
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All the video makers and stuff for Big Brother. They were all shooting Jackass effects of so many people. Yeah. Or at least up until the point where Big Brother folds eventually.
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Let me tell you the taglines of these movies, and then I'm going to ask you guys.
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You'Re doing every single one.
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Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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There's four.
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Wow.
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There's going to be upwards. There's like 35 words she's about to say, not even today.
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Number one, do not attempt this at home.
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Okay.
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Number two, solid. Guess who just made number two?
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Wow.
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Solidar.
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Yeah, exactly.
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Don't try this at home. They got a little lazy there. And number four, some people never learn.
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Uh, yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah.
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I really like the addition of the little heart.
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Okay, so one and three have the exact same tagline then.
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Right? Attempt and don't try.
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Oh, okay. Well.
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Marketing at Paramount just fucking drop the ball.
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Especially, uh, you have a 3D movie.
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Like, you could have been something in it's coming at you.
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Yeah.
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What's?
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Um.
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Except for my office. You're fucking hired.
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It's hard. Sometimes I can't think on my feet, but I think that's a good one.
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Yeah. I wanted to ask you guys, and I know we all probably have our own history and relationship with Jackass and the franchise and the boys and the show and all that stuff, because it came out when we were all impressionable teenagers.
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Yeah. We're all pretty much the same age.
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Yeah.
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What do you have formative time in our young lives.
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That's the one I was looking for. Formative.
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When the influences are at their strongest, they should take us into who we are today.
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I mean, have you guys ever gotten into a shopping cart and had your friend push you into something?
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I don't know, Josh. Have you?
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Yes. Actually, believe it or not, it was when the first one came out. It was in the parking, uh, lot of the movie theater I worked for that we were showing Jackass.
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Hell, yeah.
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And it was at about three in the morning, and it went, uh, into my car, which was fine. I mean, it was a piece of shit. It didn't matter. It was kind of fun. Um, I spilled out of it. That wasn't great, but I was never one to be super into that. I didn't like hurting myself. I had other friends that were much better at it than me.
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We did a bunch of fucked up shit. We used to make ramps and stuff on our cycling path just outside of our house. And I remember a few times I never fell badly. But I remember once one of the kids who went off. He went and flipped over and went completely 180, landed straight on his fucking head and shoulders. But this is wood. I don't know how you can figure this out now, but this is just wood that we found. And then we stashed somewhere else, and then we would bring out and then, obviously, bikers and stuff. We're still trying to use the pathway, so they'd have to get around the fucking big ramp that we had, which, for all intents and purposes, is bigger than this fucking table. Like, it was huge. And you'd hit the ramp at about fucking 20 miles an hour, do whatever, and then move on.
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Wow. Um, okay, we have to talk about. Was that us? I used to dress like Johnny Knoxville in high school. That's another thing.
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Yeah.
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I'm going to put a picture on Instagram. I have to find my high school.
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Well, here's the thing. I feel like Jackass, just in general, was a very big stylistic influence. Just in general.
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It was huge.
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Or at least the way I felt I dressed and the way that I made films and the way I did, like, the wear suit trousers with Converse and stuff like that.
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And that's it.
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I wish I still would. I don't have any fucking suit tries. And also I put some fucking weight on, so it's just kind of like.
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I feel like you're missing one thing that you said that you wore with your big.
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I had to play jacket that I wore with high collar.
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Okay.
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Yeah. I was fucking sexy at some point in my life.
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That definitely sounds like a Van Marjora outfit.
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No, it doesn't like Goth chic. Yeah. I didn't fucking fucking flounce.
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Uh, around many rings.
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Yeah. I might have come from Edinburgh. I wasn't part of that Goth scene that was all over Coburn Street at the time.
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Hell, yeah.
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It was a fat skier, like P-H-A-T mhm.
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Cool.
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Or the other fat either way.
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So I wanted to just maybe if we could chat about our favorite, like, parts. I don't, um, know if we want to break them up in between, like, Jackass movies, but I know that my favorite part of The Jackass, the movie is the golf course air horns. Yeah. It's like my absolute favorite thing and it makes me cry every single time. Like I laugh so hard.
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Yeah, no, I mean, I would say Jackass, at least the first movie is my favorite of the bunch. Oh, yeah.
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We're going to get into this now.
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Yeah, I guess so. I feel like we're going to be covering them all in their entirety and I feel like we're going to have more to say on some films than others. And I feel like at least for me personally, it's on the basis of the quality and what they're doing and stuff like how I kind of feel it's progressing. Because the first movie is at least to me it's just a continuation from the TV show, which I think the TV show ran for maybe two series or three series.
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Maybe three.
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It's just a continuation. I think it's just a good weekend for the TV show. It's not shot on film for the most part. Still on video. They are just a little bit bigger. They go to Japan. There is that bit with the pandas. The pandas. The pandas. Yeah. Probably my favorite bit, but it reminds me of my mate Sean. He made a film first year film when I met him in College. I guess this is kind of like when we get into the filmmaking things because this is where The Jackass becomes quite a big influence for me. I like the stuff that's rough around the edges.
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Yeah.
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I think make it look nice, but give it a little bit of the rough. Everything's too clean. Everything's a bit too clean now. Everything's too clean. Even if it's meant to look old, it still looks too fucking clean for whatever reason. So I like all that sort of thing. He made a film, basically he got a bunch of pals dressed them up as gorillas.
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What kind of gorillas?
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Like the apes.
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Okay, like the apes.
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Thing is, I've only ever been talking about the apes.
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No one doesn't appreciate a Captain Ron joke that's just beaten into the ground, which is such sad desperation. Please laugh at the Martin Short bit. I mean, I'm here for it.
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Oh my God. Yes.
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They ran around town, just dresses, dressed as big monkeys, like gorillas. Uh, and it was set to Eight men, uh, by the Kings. Yeah, it was very odd.
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Now, you know something's actually hilarious. That's funny.
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Yeah, that's a Seinfeld joke too. Like she never laughed, but she only said, oh, that's funny. She never actually laughs. I don't know if she's.
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Yeah. Congratulations for keeping another episode.
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I don't get one Seinfeld and one Harry Potter reference. I don't even love Harry Potter. There it is. Harry Potter. It's Harry Potter.
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Fuck Harry Potter. Bullshit.
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Harry Potter is fine.
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So novel. Yeah.
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So you like it? You like the rough?
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I like it rougher than it is right now.
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Okay.
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It's like, let's shoot it in 20K. Oh, fuck.
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I don't know. It did look a little bit too. And I thought, let's see the opening of Jackass Forever. Uh, right. And they always are trying to up the antique. I should be talking about this yet, but I fucking loved the opening of Jackass Forever.
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Oh, yeah. Each of the films has opening enclosers effectively, like, relatively scripted bits with Frankie stunts kind of fed into it.
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Well, this was, um, the most storyline we've had in any film with the opening for Jackass, the, uh, movie.
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I mean, I think that was probably shot on 35. Their opening scene and all that was a giant shopping cart and shit blowing up.
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Yeah.
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There was no narrative to it at all. This one. It was a little short film. It was a story.
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I loved it, uh.
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I guess, like, with having to up the ante every time. I don't know if it loses a little bit of its character. Just a little bit.
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Yeah. I don't know if it's a losing character necessarily. I think it's just the thing is.
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The heart and soul still there. It's just a shame it's so long in the tooth by forever, and there's so many people missing. But then what you're kind of left with is like, the skeletal remains of who's effectively still standing.
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I don't know. I felt like this actually brought back some of the sold. It lost by the third one.
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Oh, yeah. I agree with that.
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Taking a little bit of time off. And the third one was essentially made because Steve O needed a way to make a little, uh, bit extra money because he was waking up and he was having a really hard time in Knoxville. Said to him, Listen, um, let's do it. Let's get the gang back together, make another movie. Get you back on your feet. Don't fuck up this time. And it worked so good for him. It's certainly worth it. And it's still a pretty great time.
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Yeah. It's good fun. It just feels a little bit more is lacking that bit of direction. The first one and the second one, definitely.
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Yeah. Because I think the second one is my personal favorite.
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Yeah. Second one is pretty good.
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Yeah. I mean, they're all.
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Yeah, they all have their charm.
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Oh, great.
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I think, um, it found its footing in the second one for being a movie.
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Yes.
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That was the thing I think they kind of figured out, because if it had just been the first movie and ended with that book ending, the series, like you said, makes total sense. But if you're going to move forward, I think they figured out a way to up the ante a little bit without it seeing contrived and giving the audience something kind of special with celebrity appearances that are pretty insane, which we'll get into the John Waters thing later, nausea, because I, um, loved him with all my soul. He's my favorite.
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Which one was he in? Was it the second one?
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He was in the second one.
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Yeah, that's the one with the magic trick. Yes. The big ladies on the bed that hops on.
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Weman to make them disappear.
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Not talk about penises yet, but we can talk about.
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Fine. I think we'll have a dedicated section for each of the Dick appearances in each of the four films.
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How long do you have? Josh only had 30 minutes.
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He's already been here for almost an hour.
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I don't have anywhere to go. I don't have any friends. Besides, you all that's sad.
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Uh, that'll ring true with the audience, I'm sure. Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah.
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Wow.
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Yeah. I really do connect with the crowd that listens to a penis podcast, for better or worse.
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I am, right.
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No, I mean, okay, if you want to talk about the John Waters connection, because I've heard both John Waters and Knoxville talk a lot about their friendship, uh, and the connection between them. Johnny Knoxville was, uh, in A Dirty Shame, which, uh, was the last movie that John Waters directed back in 2003. Me too. I remember, um, seeing that at in Tampa. There was a Regal Cinema, uh, that was trying to be kind of an arthouse theater, sort of. And so they actually were the only one in the area that I knew of that showed NC 17 films. So they showed the Uncut version of A Dirty Shame. And as well, that same summer, they also showed Spun, which, if you've never been.
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Oh, I used to own that.
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Okay. The Jason Schwarzman. It's like if required a dream or a comedy.
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Debut movie.
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Yeah, it's pretty fucked up.
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It was a meth one, right?
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Yeah, it was a meth.
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Yeah. Bernie Murphy's in it as well.
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But that was a summer that I learned how square a lot of my friends were, which was strange, because I was actually the more conservative. If you would have known me 20 years ago, you wouldn't believe it. I was a Sunday school teacher, which is absolutely true. Um.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. There was a lot about me that was very different.
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If I knew that, I forgot.
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But I feel like that's something you wouldn't forget a lot of things. Yeah.
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Well, remember, this is a podcast of revelations. Usually if you're going to reveal anything about yourself personally.
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Yeah, I was pretty personally a very conservative person in a lot of ways. Not politically. I don't mean that way. I mean, just kind of closed off a little bit, and I don't know. But movies were never the case for me like that. I was always into the fucked up stuff. I found it fascinating. It wasn't like in, uh, a dirty way, like trying to watch Fucking Skin a Max or whatever. It was like I read about Blue Velvet in some fucking book when I was twelve years old, and that means I need to see it, because I'm supposed to see it. And if you're a real film person, you got to let your twelve year old watch Bluebell. But that's fucking insane. Let them watch Cinemax that's much better for their sexual development than Blue Velvet. Yeah, it is. But I remember telling my father.
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It'S all fun and games until Dennis Hopper enters your dreams, correct? Yeah.
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Well, in my 20s, I told my father that I snuck recording Blue Velvet off of HBO in the middle of the night so I could watch it. And he shook his head. He's like, wow. I mean, that seems a little much. He was the one that you can watch anything as long as you watch it with an adult to kind of get some advice or context, uh, about things you don't understand. But he was like, yeah, um, that's a bit, uh, far. I probably would have put my foot down on that one.
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Did he watch it with you?
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No, he didn't. I snuck it. I knew I wasn't going to be able to watch it with an adult, so I snuck it, and I told them in my 20s that I was like, so when I was twelve, I did this. Well, fuck, that's crazy. But okay. Any case, that's just context for that summer, though. My friends were like, uh, wow. Uh, Josh isn't allowed to pick what movies we go see on the weekends at all anymore. But in any case, John Waters, um, just has a role affinity for Johnny Knoxville and the whole Jackass crew. And he's even said, you can draw a very distinct line from Pink Flamingos to Jackass. And I think that the reason why, uh, is that it's anarchy. And in a weird way, it is the most wholesome filth. If you think about both examples, uh, of Paint Flamingos are Female Trouble or Desperate Loving those early movies or Mondo Trash and all that. And then what Jackass is doing. There's nothing really mean spirited about it.
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Not really, no.
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It's all too absurd to be hurtful. And especially with Jackass. You look at that, there's not really any misogyny in it, which seems like the perfect for that to be. Unfortunately, that could develop really easily in that crowd. Who knows what it's like, uh, actually being on set? But, I mean, what's on the screen?
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I'd be scared.
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There was, uh, no misogyny. They had a little person part of the crew, and he was never the punchline. Really morphism wasn't the punchline. It might have been an element of the, uh, bit, but in the same way that a fat guy, uh, is or whatever, it was all in good fun, and he was just one of the crew. And I think that there's something kind of fun about that and really kind of sweet about something so inherently gross. And Waters has talked a, uh, lot about. He's like, yeah, I asked Knoxville about this and he is as straight as they come. He is a straight man, which I think is fucking hilarious because they're all touching each other's Dicks and shoving things up each other's asses and he got like, Dads taking their twelve year old and they're laughing their asses off and he's like, there's something really sweet about that. But it breaks those boundaries of gender norms and what is heteronormative and it's all kind of gay. But I think that was what John Waters was trying to do in his heyday. Maybe not so much in the 80, uh, s and 90s, which I still. I could go on for hours about John Waters and the different eras of his work and why they're all relevant and important. But I think that those early films when it was just because it was just a bunch of friends that knew each other from teenage years that were taking drugs and getting drunk and making fucked up stuff because they thought it was funny and it pissed off the establishment and that's really all Jackass ever really did. And that's nice. I think that's a good thing.
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Yeah. There's never any sense of it feeling like it's cruel or it's objectifying or subjecting people to cruel things. One thing I will say and that Jackass has always maintained this is that kind of that nature of what they're doing is that copycats that have come forth since then. You have kind of felt like, oh, they are really kind of pushing it to the point of being a little bit exploitative. And I would put that probably the one show that I feel like was the British equivalent of Jackass was Dirty Sanchez doing horrible, painful, disgusting things to each other.
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I see that's just cynical to me, which I don't think. I think that's something that's kind of great about Jackass is that there's no cynicism at all. Um, there's actually a kind of a love for life and something that Stevo says in the, um, new one. This is my second time seeing it today. It struck me the first time and I really liked it this time around where they were about to do the segment where Knoxville is doing the magic trick and gets fucking plowed into by the Bull where Steve was like, I never wanted to fucking do this. It's like I don't care. When I was suicidal and life had the least amount of value, I still didn't want to do this. And I know that the point is him saying I don't want to do this stunt, but that was really like a really honest thing to say where life had the least amount of value.
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I was like, wow.
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That'S really sweet and open and honest. I don't know. I really found that nice that he, uh, was able to articulate that because it clearly wasn't true anymore, which I think that's something that's kind of nice about the Jackass movies, too, is that watching them over the last 20 years, these are 50 year olds that while some are gone, the ones that are still around are still, at their core, the same guys. They're just, in a way, more mature wiser, not more mature.
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Slightly more reluctant to do certain things. Now, certainly, if we're going to say about anything in terms of the content, I mean, they're certainly recurring ideas like the Bull. They've really got their legs out of the Bulls in their series of movies. And obviously they get worse every time. And you do wonder, like, how does it get worse?
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I'm so worried. It's like that one where Johnny, um, Knoxville gets punched by Butterbean. I don't know.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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And he was, like, on the ground and he's doing, like, a little snore. And I was never sure if he's like, oh, is he actually knocked out? Or is he just like, oh, I'm doing a fake snore because I got knocked out. But then he did the same thing in Jackass Forever where he got knocked over by the Bull and he's doing, like, a little snore. I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah. Is he okay? Uh, uh, no, he wasn't.
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Bulls are easily probably one of the most terrifying things in any of their iterations that they've created. I don't know what the inclusion of the Bull is like. Yeah, most whimsy parts for me.
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Oh, it's horrifying. Yeah. I don't know which, um, of these stunts they did first in Jackass Forever, but I know that I believe it was Stevo and Johnny Knoxville both had to go to the hospital after the first day of filming for this movie.
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Okay, so he did the Bull the first day.
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Then I think they all got messed up a lot of times. I think it happened a few times.
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Well, let's be fair. If you're going to do that, just get it over and done with soon.
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Uh, I've saw them call for medics so many times in Jackass Forever. I don't know if it was just edited out and all the other ones, or if they just had a lot of trouble.
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Well, they're also bringing in a new blood into this movie as well.
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I have a hard time with that.
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Yeah. For a minute there, I thought I was watching Wolcas.
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I want to get into these penises.
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Yeah.
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I've been here for a while, and we got a lot of Dicks to talk about, and it's a lot of the same Dicks, but there are four movies full of penises.
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Yeah.
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And so we've got Jackass, um, the movie. And it's interesting because, Josh, you were telling us that you watched the accident. Maybe not accidentally, uh, but maybe in a fortunate way, you watched the rated version, probably the theatrical.
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Yeah, I don't think I realized it until we started comparing notes.
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Yeah. Because we had bought this big set that you also have. And we watched the unrated.
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Um, yes.
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So you can pick them on the.
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Yeah, well, this was the first time I'd seen the unread version of Jackass. Anyway, it was available in the UK as a separate disk. But then why the fuck are you going to buy the second thing? I mean, all they do with the unread version of Jackass is certain disgusting moments are a little bit longer, so they can be a little bit more disgusting.
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Maybe should have worked.
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It's like the yellow snow colon moment where they just show Aaron puking a little bit more, and then he eats some of these Puke.
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I don't remember that happening. I did not remember that happening because I watched it the other day. That is foul.
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Yeah, it does some really fucking horrible shit. And then I guess this is where obviously, they don't pixelate or blur out any of the Dicks that we see in this one.
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Yeah. See, in my version, they didn't blur anything out, but they did cut around it.
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Okay.
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And I know that we're, um, talking about Dicks. I would say it again, it draw that line back to paint flamingos. Their actual eating of dog shit in that movie in 1972. And in 2002, they have them eating their own fucking urine snow cones. I can see a comparison that I think is legitimate.
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Uh, one of them eat cow shit.
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Yeah. Dave England. And he's like, It's so dry. Juicy Jay was paid them $200.
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Yeah, I think I'd be okay.
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I don't need $200 that bad.
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No, I haven't got a job just now.
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I mean, I got $200.
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And guess what, Ryan? I have couches.
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Weird. Okay.
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We did not coordinate this at all.
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Weird. I wish I could have worked on my response for the invisible thing you're holding in your hands. We need to talk about these Dicks.
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So what I mostly have for Jackass, the movie, I've got mostly balls, but there are two points where. So during that whale shark shrimp shorts. I don't know if that's what it's actually called, but when they go and fill their shorts, those netted shorts up with shrimps, and then they go swimming with whale Sharks. Um, you can see some.
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Both of them, but mostly Stevo, mostly Steveo.
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Yeah.
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And we were listening to the commentary, I think, for the first one.
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For first and second, we watched them with the commentary because we've seen them so many times. There's not a commentary on the third one.
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Yeah. And I think they were saying how, um, Pontius was the only thing he was worried about. He wasn't worried about Sharks. He wasn't worried about the ocean. He was just worried that his stick would look small on camera. And he comes out of the water, he goes, oh, it's so small right now, guys.
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Some unbelievable shrinkage with it being so fucking cold out there. They said, yeah, it's okay.
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It happens. Seinfeld joke.
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Yeah, it does happen.
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Yeah. I mean, there was the tens unit that they were zapping each other with.
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That was the beginning of the movie.
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That was the beginning of the movie. And scrotum there the Gucci.
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The Gucci shit. You talk about that moment where they're, like, electrocuting their taints and stuff. And this seems to be like the pervading theme is just a group of guys intently staring at another man's nuts and stuff.
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The fourth one who was grabbing those, uh, balls, was it Aaron grabbing Preston's balls?
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So they could be a punching bag for that muscle massager or whatever that was in the fourth one where Ponies can't get that fucking pancaking of his Dick on those two pieces of plexiglass to turn into, like, a rubber ball elastic toy. Yes. Knoxville is like, down there, uh, like on his knees. Look at those wing nuts and what's fucking wrong. Yeah. And there is there's something that is like both the gayest thing in the world and also the most heterosexual. It's kind of great. There are no gender lines or orientation lines with those guys.
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It's not gay if it's among friendships. Yeah.
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It's only gay if you make eye contact.
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Yeah. Of course.
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In our unrated version of, um, the first movie, you could see Aaron. I think you could see Aaron's Dick when he's peeing in that snow cone.
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Yeah. It's blurred out in the original.
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I'm not saying new to his, um, penis.
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I'm just saying eating urine.
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Yeah.
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I mean, he would agree, I think suggests he was not hydrated.
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And it's more than I thought because I don't remember there being penises in it. And I think it's just because of the theatrical version.
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The only other scene that comes close is where Pontius has Dick, uh, in a latex glove with a bottle rocket tied to. And they're shooting a bottle rocket out of Steve O'ask tied to his Dick. You don't really see it, but you might as well. It's pretty clearly defined.
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It's obvious what it is.
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Yeah.
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But the thing is, I feel like a lot of that censorship comes from the fact that this is just an extension of the TV show.
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Right.
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And there's no feeling like this is going to go any further than this first movie.
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Also, the further you get in time, at least right now, the more accepting we are becoming of, like, full frontal male nudity. And it's becoming more of a thing. Thank goodness for.
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Yeah. Now it's just a pretty standard thing on HBO. I'm surprised when I don't see cock on your enthusiasm or something.
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Larry David jumps out of the shower and he's wearing a fucking towel.
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Yeah.
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Um, because it's becoming more looks like his head.
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Well, the more mainstream we get, the more penis we're going to get. So back in 2002.
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Yeah, not a lot. It doesn't feel like 20 years ago either. It's been a long time. 20 years is a long time between the first and last movie. The cultural shifts, just like you're saying, are wildly different.
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Yeah, absolutely. For Janice number two, I've got a lot more. And it's only because I started writing down when there's also, like, Felic imagery.
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Yeah.
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There's a lot of dildos.
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So many prevalence of dildos in this one, and certainly in three has a lot.
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Three has the best dildos.
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Well, Jackass, um, two really. The opener, outside of the choreographed 35 millimeter opening, the first bit is again, Chris Dick dressed up. It's like how it was in the Latex Glove, but it's padding or gauze's time dressed as a mouse so that a snake can bite it.
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Yeah.
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And he's dressed as a mouse, obviously. But a difference between us, which we discussed earlier before starting recording, was the Weman walking through the meeting.
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Yeah.
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And the rated version, that, uh, is blurred and not even bored out. It's a black box over it.
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That's insane. That's insane. Yeah. I remember that him being naked. So I don't know when or what version I watched, but I always had remembered him being I remembered it.
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Too, and I just thought maybe I misremembered it because, I don't know, fill in the blank sort of thing.
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I, uh, didn't remember, but yeah. No, certainly he is completely naked in that bit. I'm assuming censoring it. Even just thinking about it now seems kind of counterproductive because that's very much the crux of that little skit there. You know what I mean?
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It's weird to censor it at any time.
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Yeah. There's the golden dildo. They have that fucking golden dildo on the wire and it, uh, explodes on band's ass.
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Yeah. The strong man.
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The strong man thing.
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I mean, you see Dunn's balls on the ice horse, like the tongue stuck on the pole sort of thing. But really, the Dick that really matters, of course, is the horse cock.
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Oh, my God. Gross.
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Yeah.
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That's one of the few times I've ever felt truly ill. I did feel like if I would have let myself go, I could have vomited when I saw that in theaters the first time. And it wasn't even him drinking it. It was, uh, their reaction to smelling it.
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Yeah.
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Somehow I smelled it too, in that moment. And there was something just really rough about that for me.
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Yeah. Well, the rest of that horse Seaman gets used for 2.5 because there's a running joke. They use the horse semen in Knoxville's moisturizer. So he's rubbing horse come all over his face for like months. Yeah, they don't. He doesn't know it until they show it in the movie later. Yeah.
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That is amazing. I remember. Oh, God, that's fucking hilarious. They don't typically do those. No, usually they wait until just a millisecond after the prank to tell people like, oh, that was pig. Come.
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I still think that might be the funniest joke to me in the New one is Tyler, the creator, where they say, no, we're going to dump five gallons of Borkum on them. And he's like, man, that sounds like me in London. Like, what the fuck does that mean? And he's like, he's like this young guy with this weirdly deep voice and, you know, he's this horribly offensive rapper. Everything about it was so, uh, beautiful to me. It caught me so off guard. I was like, that guy's comic timing is fucking perfect because it wasn't joking either. It was like he meant it like, yeah, you remember that time when I was in London? You were there. His inflection just felt that. And it was like, that kid has got some timing. It's just great. Good for him.
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What else we have, Irvings? This mins balls.
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Um, yeah.
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Oh, God. They put, like, the dogs, like, licking it and stuff. So gross.
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Well, in 2.5, there's other takes where the dog? Because I think they must cover it in like, dog food or something, or peanut butter or something. So the dog is attracted to it in the 2.5, I think the dog grabs a hold of ball and it's just pulling him.
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And then the other one I have was when Bam got branded.
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Yeah. He got fucking horrible infection in his ass.
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He did get infected.
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Yeah. I actually wish that would have, uh, played off right. Because if he had had a solid one, good brand that's way funnier to me than him constantly jerking and being an asshole. They should have just laid him down flat on the ground and did it. Yeah.
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Runs into that filthy cow wall. He got an infection.
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Yeah, for sure.
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But this is where it obviously becomes more in the fact that we got our full frontal and stuff. But there's a lot more image being flung out there. And I kind of feel like they capitalize on it the most in Jackass Three because they have the dillogun, right? Yes, because they're shooting the shit on the Phantoms because they're like, how do we make this 3D movie?
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Right?
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Well, the thing is they do the exact same thing in dread for the 3D, which is just make everything mhm look fucking slow. And for whatever reason, when you boot water that slow, the light refracts differently through the water. Seeing that differently, everything looks like a prism. Because all this kind mhm of glistening, colorful quality. Same with the fucking boar Tom that we see in the fourth one dripping into his mouth. It glistens with a rainbow Sheen, like it came out of a unicorn.
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There's certainly more penises.
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Yeah. I feel like that's almost due to the fact, uh, that they feel like this is it. This is the last one because it pens up. It's basically teed up is like, uh, no, this is it. We're not going to do any more after this because a lot of the motivations behind the films being made in the first place is because Knoxville cannot be stopped other than the actual monetary reasons that the cast are kind of just like it would be nice to make another movie because these fucking make huge banks.
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Yeah. They're relatively cheap to make.
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Really cheap to make.
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This was the cheapest one since the first one.
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Is that true?
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I think the first one had a $5 million, um, budget. This one only had a $10 million budget.
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Okay.
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I hope I'm not, but I'm not going to double check. I read it somewhere.
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Let's not worry about it. Basically, they're not.
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Rip Taylor is not working for scale. No.
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That is the one thing because he's not with us anymore. Red Taylor is. He.
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Did he die?
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He died. That's why he's not in the fourth one. So, yeah, I kind of feel like the prevalence of the Dicks and the Dick imagery in three is purely because this is like the Swan song.
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We're getting a little bit further in time as well. Penises are maybe becoming more acceptable as well. I mean, this is twelve years ago.
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So maybe not twelve years ago.
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Yeah.
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I think that it was showing up more, I think that's fair to say.
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Yeah.
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Especially more and like comedic situations and comedic because you think about what your Sarah, um, Marshall came out.
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Yeah.
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Uh, that was a couple of years prior. That was 2008, I think. And really all of the Apatow stuff, which I think probably helped push that along because we saw that and Walk, um, hard, which I know that wasn't produced, but that's what I mean by Apatow is that crew. A lot of those movies had, um, more male nudity than female generally.
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Those comedy Dicks were very prevalent during the.
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They guided the way for those, uh, dramatic Dicks. I think the dramatic Dicks are pretty funny too.
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But defining rods.
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Yeah. So it starts off as well in Jackass 3D. In the opening sequence, there is a bucket full of dildos that explodes.
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Yeah, right.
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And one of them hits Knoxville in the face and knocks out one of his teeth.
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That's in the end sequence.
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That's in the end. Yes.
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And they have the room that explodes. Everything explodes in the room.
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Okay. I thought it was in the opening.
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So no, he gets his tooth busted out with one of the things, the pole bucket. I think there's that prevalence of the dildo gun. And then there's the. Because there's that bit where obviously Rick cassette, uh, gets shot in the face with one. And you see it all in slow motion in the making of. You see it in real time, and it looks fucking terrifying.
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I would be surprised. I can't believe he, uh, didn't lose any teeth.
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Yeah. I mean, he hit with a projectile box of rubber. It's not going to feel good.
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He looks great in slow motion. But then afterwards you're like, no way. No fucking way.
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A lot of the penises in this. In the third one were Bam, Marcera people, which is awful.
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Yeah. There was one where he was pissing on himself because he was pissing into the jet stream.
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Yeah.
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Fucking gross. But, yeah, I don't think peeing on people is okay when they're in consent.
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Who's got, like, the most amount. I mean, the most amount of car you seem to get is Chris Ponies. And the third one, because there's the helicopter and there's also the helicopter. That's what's called the helicopter, because that was part of their initial camera testing, as they did the one with because they were like, okay, we've got the 3D camera, uh, uh, string it onto the end of the deck so that the helicopters coming towards us at the TV screen. We're like, all right, uh, 3D effects. Yeah. Avatar might have been the peak for all that shit, but no.
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Can anyone name one fucking character in Avatar?
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No.
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We all know who is in Jackass 3D.
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Yeah, me too. We get to go back to Pandora at least another three or four times if you really want to. No, that's true.
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Well, I don't know. The most amount of penis might actually be Bam, because he's right.
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Got his penis out because there's also Chris, um, hitting that golf, uh, ball with his Dick.
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Ping pong ball and try and get it into.
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But that one. I don't know if your version was like this, but I thought that it was very funny. It was intentionally very poorly censored where I had, like, the black box that did not follow it.
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Even in the unread version.
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Okay. That's exactly why that's very funny. I think that's a good move.
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Yeah.
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Okay. Jack is forever the one we saw today. And I already mentioned it two minutes into the film.
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Yeah. There is a cock monster, the Cogzella cogzilla. So it opens with a big Dick.
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It does open with a big Dick painted like a dinosaur and it's destroying a Japanese city.
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Yes.
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So funny.
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Yeah.
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I loved it. I loved it so much. It's so funny.
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I like that. You can very much see the cords that they have, uh, puppetry of the penis.
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The penis puppet shot beautifully. You know, it's so grand and so smooth. You like it rough. It's a bit smooth.
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Yeah. The films are smoother as they go. What ends mhm with a fucking snapping turtle. Baby snapping turtle, fucking snapping on his Dick. Horrifying like a fucking Gamera.
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I really liked when you have the whole setting and you've got this cock monster cogzilla destroying the town and they're shooting at it and whatever, and then they come out of that, like, they come out of that scene and you just see Pontius with his Dick and the little string and painted green. He's just giggling. I love it so much. If there's a star of this film, it's Pontius.
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Yeah.
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Um, big time is pitch perfect. Every, uh, moment, like, he made me laugh.
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And I've also really aged that much. He looks almost exactly the same as he did at the end of three.
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I like ponies. He's so funny. He's great. I don't know. That, um, scene was fucking hilarious. Yeah, so good. It was a great opening. There's, like, comb sprayed everywhere. Everyone's soaking wet. They have it in their mouth.
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A lot of semen in this one.
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So much.
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Yeah, there's a bunch of semen.
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There's more semen and vomit, which I will happily take.
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Oh, for sure. Yeah. I mean, yeah.
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Come on.
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If I had a choice, I'm taking a shot in the mouth, not an invitation. It's going to be steaming over vomit.
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Yeah, that's true.
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Just want to be alone. Although that doesn't necessarily true in this one.
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Because after that, what is there, um, in terms of penis stuff? There's the bees.
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Jock strap.
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Which is they connect the straps.
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The, uh, Queen bees. Yeah.
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And then they just start pouring bees onto his Dick, which they collect. Um, I would say it hangs almost to his knees eventually, so that when he does, like, small pelvic thrusts, they sort of dangle along with it with a move.
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Yes.
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I mean, they show him pulling, uh, a Stinger out of his scrotum.
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Yeah.
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Like, close up. They show that that's pretty rough.
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He is screaming. He's screaming the entire time. But they do make that joke where they're just like, yeah, you're going to look great after this.
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Onto a stick. And a stick is a relaxed penis, uh, penis. And when those bees start coming on, it's about a quarter inch.
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Yeah. Let's just say inside his body.
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Yeah.
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That happens to a few of the guys in this one. I mean, that's purely just, uh, normal for things. Yeah. When you're in pain or it's incredibly cold.
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Didn't allow his body to react that way, though, with the paddle.
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Oh, my God.
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No.
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The two pieces of plexiglass smooshing his penis, like, flat. And it's strange that it doesn't hurt. I don't know if that is a response that any of us would have. I've never been in that position.
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No.
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Or if it's just that he's got his Dick has taken such a beating over the years that he just doesn't feel anything down there.
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He's getting a mammogram, basically. That's what it is. Yeah.
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He's not the only one that does it. The other people also fix those plexiglasses Poopsie.
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And David Lin the credits. Anyway, they did it, but it's slightly bigger one's on either end, and they're playing table tennis on it. Yeah, I think that's, like, that's an SM thing. Like sticking your Dick, uh, in a vice thing. Yeah.
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Like flaning it out the rubber ball with the elastic string.
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That'd be a welcome addition at the moment. Something else to play with. That's a joke. That was a Bob Sagget joke from the Aristocrats.
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Uh, yeah, as well.
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When he's telling his joke, the father puts his Dick in the drawer and he slams it really hard until it's flat. And then he flicks it like a whip, knocks out one of the children's eyes. And he's like, Well, I'm going to waste this opportunity. Is there any more? Any more?
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Yes. We already brought up Preston had his balls through that hole. Um, and they're punching bag for like that. I don't know what it was.
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I think it was the muscle, um, massage or like a physical therapist would use also.
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Oh, maybe, maybe two blades are fucking two blades. But, yeah, they made offerings that look like boxing gloves.
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That's another one of those moments that you see brought up in every single Jackass movie where they are in pain or they don't want to do it anymore. And then the suffering eyes look over at Tremaine and they go, Jeff, can I stop? Can I stop? And he goes, I think we need to do one more.
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Mark of a great director. Um, just get one more. We've done it 400 times. Get one more.
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So, yeah, Steveo got a paintball shot into his balls. That was awful. Did they talk about. We did talk about the Pogo stick because Aaron Mikihi was, um, trying out all of the cups and he got punched in the balls by heavyweight MMA fighter.
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Yeah. Softball seems like relatively tame in comparison to what that fucking dude was the next one.
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I mean, a hockey puck going 85 miles an hour at a cup.
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Oh, it kill you. Yes, it would fucking kill you.
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Uh, that's terrifying. Uh, and then actually ending with a Pogo stick is kind of quaint in comparison.
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No.
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Well, the thing is. The thing is, the minute it came up and Dave England is on the Pogo stick, you're just like, no, because you know what's going to happen? Yeah, it's going to miss the cup. It's going to pinch it a certain way against the ground. No.
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And crush. I think he really hurt his Dick. I think he had to go to the hospital after that. Jeez, I didn't write down exactly what happened, but the Pogo stick was a real bad problem.
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The thing is, I don't know if it would like, his balls would have exploded, because all your balls are. Is just a very tightly wound ball of veins. That's all it is. The only reason I know that is, my friend from University told me a story. I had a friend where this kid fell out of a tree and cut his nut.
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And mhm.
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He went running away. And little did he know, he left something attached to the tree. Oh, Lord, I. I know what he told me will haunt me for the rest of my days with the young boy crying, rolling up. And they went back to the tree.
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Uh, I had a roommate who twisted his testicle in such a way that it actually ended up having to be removed. He only has one, but he says that it was such pain that all he remembers was instantly throwing up and then passing out.
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Wow.
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Like, he fell to his knees, threw up, and then he doesn't remember. He blocked out.
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That's super dangerous as well. Yeah, you can die from that. Good time.
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Dave England from Jackass also only has one, uh, testicle.
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I didn't know that as a result of.
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I think it was a snowboarding thing.
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Okay. All right.
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Got you, uh, credit scene. There's, like, eight old men standing around naked, completely unexplained. I don't know what they were doing.
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See, this is the thing. We're kind of halfway. We're expecting a forever .5 probably. I think that's what it is.
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There is a lot of stunts that you see at the end credits that you don't actually see to fruition. Like in the, um.
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Film.
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There'S so much footage they shoot and then old footage of Chris Ponia is, um, laying down on, like, a launcher.
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Uh, yeah. Well, they were those, like, slutty calendar shots that they took for. Yeah, that's what they were.
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So I was going to ask you which one is your favorite? And I don't think I actually answered that question. I don't know. Yeah.
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My favorite hasn't changed from seeing four.
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I think there is a no, I like four. I like four a lot, but it's not my favorite. When I think about the innocence, um, and the purity of the first one. Which one had the car in the butt is, um. That the first one.
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That's the first one. Yeah.
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The things I remember from the first one, the things that stick out.
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The first one is not the second one. Uh, I'm pretty certain that's the first one named again.
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I get them confused. I think that's the thing.
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Yes.
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But I really liked that. I'm going to see if I can look it up.
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Yeah, well, uh, no, you tell us what your favorite one is.
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We should have had the decency to let you say I already said. Yeah. The second one is my favorite.
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The second one is your favorite.
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Yeah. I like the steps that it takes into being a movie. I think it kind of comes into its own to that format.
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Yeah. It takes the necessary steps in order to actually scale up a little bit.
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Oh, yeah. I do love the second one, too, but I just seem to remember all my favorite little pieces are from.
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Blue is my favorite color, mhm.
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And then, Bam, yelling at him from the car. He's like, dad, go over here, hurry up. And he's just walking real slow. He goes, I, uh, just want to see if you run. He goes, no, I've got a toy car on my butt.
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Yeah. No, I am always going to say there's such an influence to the first one, just with all of it tied. So closely knit to the TV show that it's so small scale. But this stuff I kind of prefer.
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Yeah. And it's not like I'm ever going to say I dislike any of them. I love them.
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I think the first and the second one are the best ones, to be honest. I think the second one scales up. And if they just decided not to do a third, 1 second one would be perfectly fine.
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Well, and I also think it's nice when you get the third one and you have all that fun camera work and stuff and all that weird shit that they're doing. And also, Steveo looks good. And it's nice that Stevo looks good.
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Yeah. He does not look strong out. Uh, they even say that when he starts drinking the sweat cocktail and he's like, what's the first cocktail you've had in two years. Right, Steve?
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Yeah. I think there was, like the first one he had said that there wasn't a scene that they shot where he wasn't on cocaine.
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Right.
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He's just wired.
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Yeah.
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So I'm glad I don't have it in Florida. Boy. The only way is I think this is an easy, uh, question to you both is would you recommend people go see we'll just talk. Everyone should have already seen all the Jackass movies. But should they go see Jackass forever?
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Yeah. Um, it's not like you're going to get anything lost in continuity. Not really. I think that it actually is a more rewarding movie. If you kind of grew up with it and have nostalgia for it, there's a benefit to that. But these movies are perfect for what they are. They really are.
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Yeah. I mean, it's not going to need my ringing endorsement for anyone to go and see it, if you already know it's out. Like, this film would barely need any marketing whatsoever, and people would fucking flock to go and see it because they know what you're expecting.
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But I like that they do seem to transcend, like, levels of taste. Everybody that I know that has seen Jackass on some level likes Jackass.
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Yeah.
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And again, um, I think it speaks to kind of the innocence of it, even though that we were talking about earlier. It's really hard to even somebody who is easily offended or whatever will probably end smirking, at least. Embarrassed, maybe. But it's hard not to laugh a little bit at these antics.
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Yeah. No. Because you kind of draw on a little bit of your own personal experience, and there is a point where you've done something fucking stupid and fucked up that you can also be like, all right. Okay. Well, I just didn't film it. That's fine.
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Yeah.
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You give it for mass perusal.
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I love pranks.
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I know you love a prank.
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Love pranks. Sometimes Ryan will put on prank videos for me. I love it.
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Yeah, I know what you like. The simplest thing of just finding her a video of a guy who's asleep, who then suddenly wakes up and thinks they're going to die. It's like the funniest thing in the world to her.
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I like people getting scared. I would also obviously recommend this movie. I mean, this is ingrained in all of our past and our youth and hopefully our future. I don't know what they're going to do. And this series and these people have spawned off so many different shows, and it's changed the generation of human beings. And I don't know, I even tried to ride a skateboard one time. It did not work. I tried to ride a skateboard because of these videos. Also, my brother skateboarded, and he's very good. And so I'm like, oh, hey, teach me. And then what did I do? I just bust my knees. It never works.
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Well, I used to skate. I think I had to give it up, though, because when I was at 14, I went off a stair set and I twisted over on my left ankle to the point was at a right angle, and I couldn't walk for two weeks.
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I mean, that's what happens. You're going to get messed up if you're born in Lake.
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Yeah, it's all fucked up.
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Yeah.
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My fucking legs are done.
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Okay. You skateboard.
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What's that?
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You can do some sick tricks.
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Yeah, we'll see what I can do in the fucking driveway. That's probably about as far as we're going to go.
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And I fall over all the time. I'll do a kick flip just in.
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You do kick flip, kick flip. Thing is, I'm a little heavier, so if you do fall, you do fall a little bit fucking harder when you're heavier as well. Like, gravity takes over. Like, things are kind of how keen I am on that. It's a lovely idea. We'll see. Okay, great. I would say let's just move on to the ratings, and we don't need to rate one to three. Let's just rate four.
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I think our guest Josh go first.
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Uh, on a zero to five scale, I would say, um, that the movie itself. I give four stars, maybe four and a half. I think it's quite a lot of fun. Time will tell, though, on that, uh, because I'm not sure how I think all of these. I never quite know how much to fill out repeat viewings where, like I said, two, I watch all the time. Three, it's got its moments, but I certainly don't watch it as often. But as far as penises and context and representation, uh, I mean, it's a solid four and a half, if not five. Sibo scene alone is, uh, wonderful. I mean, it doesn't shy away from it at all. Yeah, I'm pro all of that.
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Good.
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My dog.
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Yeah. Um, I think the film is fine.
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Oh, boy.
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So I did laugh, but I didn't laugh as much as, say, with the first and the second one. And I kind of rate this the same as I rate three and I gave it three and a half.
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Okay.
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It's kind of going down in my estimations just a little bit. But there are some bits and four that I think are better than three. But I'm just not convinced by a lot of the new additions to the cast and stuff just yet because I feel like it's a bit impostery got imposter syndrome with this film. So I'm like, but I think there's some really ingenious stuff in this. And if you like any of the other Jackass things, like you'll have zero issue going through this film, especially, um, probably less gross than the other ones are.
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Um, yeah.
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So you'd probably have no issues with that sort of thing. But, yeah, in terms of the context and the visibility and stuff for the Dick things because of the nature in which it's shown and I guess like the innocence of it all or at least the presumed innocence of everything. And like, how comfortable these men are just being in their own naked presence for the most part. I mean, I would say on that scale it would be about four, something like that. And obviously your visibility ends up being about a five, just on the basis of just like, you see everything. Like it's kind of like a colonoscopy. Like you just don't have the tools in front of you, but you're seeing everything. It's funny because I know more about some of these men's balls than I probably know about my own. That's how fucking visible they end up being.
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Yeah, it's interesting because when you think about context and I wasn't really thinking about it as much until you guys were given your ratings. But then when I think about context, these balls and these penises and these taints are in danger. So maybe context is poor. These guys are in trouble. There's bees covering Dicks, there's Dicks squashed into plexiglass. There's like balls being shot with paint guns. There's balls and digs being smashed.
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There's a fucking bear.
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This is all for our viewing pleasure.
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Which honestly, visibility, five stars. Context. God, maybe it should be like a one, but, uh, because, Jesus Christ, those poor danger. Errands, danger balls. Poor balls. Yeah. I don't know. I'll still give it a, um, four and a half. I'll take away just a little half star for all the danger. And in terms of the film, I gave it a four and a half. It's not a five because I don't know about these new people. I agree. I'm feeling like they're just trying to take over my friend group and I don't know who they are. It's like when your best friend shows up with a person they've met from work and they're like, oh, this is my friend from work and you're like.
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The fuck are you drinking with us?
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I know you. And then they're happy.
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Cindy.
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Yeah, fuck you, Cindy. You've got in jokes with my friends. I don't know you, so for that I'm not a fan. I don't know. Maybe I should have, um, watched that little thing you watched at the beginning of the film in the time that you saw it. But I think the.
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Um, thing is we didn't know that we would need to.
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Yeah, I knew that I saw the trailer. I knew there was going to be other people, but I didn't know how much they would be in every single scene, which is fine, but it's just like they've never really done that before. From what I remember.
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You'Ll have mhm far from Eric Andrek. Andre. Uh, I'll be like, just, like, a little, um, bit more of him because he's fucking funny as fuck.
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Another guy likes to take a stick out a lot.
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Yeah.
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I think time will tell on that one.
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And you're right also about repeat viewings, too, because I'll look back on my letterbox. Last time I watched Jackass Three, I gave it, like a three and a half, and then I watched it yesterday, and I'm like, four and a half. It just depends on the mood, too. What am I digging right now? I mean, that changes when I watch movies all the time.
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Well, I think especially for something like this, I found myself laughing harder, maybe not enjoying it more, but I was performatively. Maybe subconsciously, I was being a more performative laughter with watching with friends than sitting in theater by myself in a full theater. Everybody was laughing, but I found myself getting caught into laughing in the cycle of laughing a little more because you hear you two people over. I think that has a lot to do with it.
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That's the same, of course, to watch effectively, quote, unquote bad movies in the cinema. When we ended up that Cobra movie together, that was instantly more enjoyable because we were there, we watched that movie, and that movie was fucking hysterical, but fucking so funny.
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That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's like, you were like, I don't want to watch this movie because it's trash, but I'm like, but we'll go and have a good time because we're laughing. It's like when we went and saw Suicide Squad at theater and how much fun that was. That was, like, insanely.
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The thing in Suicide Squads was objectively. It was a good movie.
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Are you trying to say that Moonfall is not going to be objectively good?
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Yeah, Ryan, I don't know yet.
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Roland Emmerich has never done me dirty.
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He's not going to start. I know you like expensive independent film of all time. That movie. You can't stop the moon from falling.
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Oh, I cannot. Wait, we're going to go see. We're always at the moon fall.
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Okay.
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I hope there's a Dick in it.
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I don't think so. Uh, Wilson, has he ever shown a stick?
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Yes.
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Really?
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I think he has. I'll have to look on the website.
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Okay.
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I think it was an HBO thing.
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I mean, it feels like he would have at some point.
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He seems like he's the same dude is in hard candy, right? Yeah, the Peto one, the pito movie.
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I have to look it up right now, but, yeah, I think it was like Angels in America or something. Was he in that oh.
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Maybe, yeah, I think so. That Mike Nickel's update or version of yeah.
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Okay.
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It's all in here, baby. I don't remember much, but I got to lose Dicks on the brain.
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I remember full frontal Mary Louis Parker nudity in that. Yeah, that stuck with me.
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I think I said something like a couple of weeks ago. None of us are brain surgeons. But we'll remember that one time in that film that we saw ten years ago for the benefit of everybody else around us. If you start choking on a piece of meat, I can't, uh, help you, but I will be able to reference that film from that time long ago in order to make you laugh.
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Yeah, we can beat a Captain Ron joke into the ground.
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And on that note, I want to thank you both for joining me today and, um, going to the movies today. Yes, that was super fun.
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Thank you for having me.
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Yeah, thanks for spending all this time with us. I know this half hour went a little long, so I appreciate that. And, yeah, coming to you from, um, Stevo's beasting ridden taint I've been Laura.
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I've been Ryan.
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I'm still Josh.
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That's right. And we'll see you next time. Thanks, guys.
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Good bye.