Bigfoot haunts the forest, looking for penises. Well, not really, but he does rip a dick off. Join us for our FIRST EVER Halloween penis episode! *Spooky Penis Noises*
Night of the Demon (1980) is a terrible movie you can watch for free on YouTube! It involves a Bigfoot, and a scene that can only be described as...blood everywhere.
Holy mother of God! He's coming! He's coming to get you! The Demon! Or more accurately Bigfoot. A really angry Bigfoot. This is the angry Bigfoot movie and he's absolutely furious. The sole outing from Director James C. Wasson; an ultra-violent, trashy video nasty in the finest of terms. Join us for big laughs in our first outing this Halloween season in a bitte's-packed October! Welcome to the first of 3 Halloween episodes for #SPOOKYPENISMONTH!
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Welcome, um, to On The Bitte, the podcast that uncovers full frontal male nudity and cinema. Can I start again? Right in the beginning.
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I guess it's taking up all of our time.
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What?
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Jeez. Yeah, go for it then. Um.
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Welcome to On The Bitte, the podcast that uncovers full-frontal male nudity in cinema. My name is Laura, and I am joined by my co host, Ryan.
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Hello, Ryan.
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Are you so excited about October Horror Month?
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It's very spooky in here.
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They're spooky penises roll in.
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Yeah, flying around, little penis.
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Bat like if a penis had wings. Um, we saw this in Italy, remember?
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Yeah, we did. I just don't know if I'm tintabulum. Tinternabulum?
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Yeah, that's what they're called. And they're supposed to Ward away demons.
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Okay. Yeah, I don't know if I'm a massive fan of them fluttering about the house.
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I love them. We're going to make some for the house.
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Okay.
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Keep us safe. Penis protect me.
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Yes, that's what was the primary cause of that's why they existed. Yeah, I learned something.
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Speaking of demons, are you ready to talk about the horror film Knight of the Demon?
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Yes.
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Directed by James C. Wasson.
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Yes, I know of him.
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Do you?
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Yeah.
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What do you know of him?
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He made Night of the Demon joke. I mean, that's true. He did do Night of the Demons.
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Anything else?
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No. He hasn't got an illustrious career, or at least if he's got an illustrious career isn't in film.
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True. I tried to find him on the Internet, and I'm like, is he a doctor?
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Yeah, you find a bunch of doctors.
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Like, I don't know, New York or something. I don't know where he lives.
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I mean, if I'm going to do a spiel, I could do a spiel about how this isn't the only film with this title.
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There's a lot.
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Yeah. So some people, some Cine files out there might be like, Ryan, why have you not mentioned the 1957 Jack Turner classic horror movie? It's like, well, I'm just about to Fool Jesus.
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Right off the bat.
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Yes. I'm really sorry. Uh.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah. That film was called Night of the Demon. That's from 1957. And then there's The Night of the Demons.
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Mhm.
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You got the Night of the Demons trilogy from 97.
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Probably more familiar with those.
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Yeah, I think they're more fun if I remember, uh, than this one. To be fair, this Night of the Demon that we're going to be covering today is pretty bloody funny. Does this movie have a demon in it as something that acts very demonically? I don't know, in one way or another. There is, like, pagan rituals and stuff like that in this movie as well. I know you might forgotten that thing, but they worship a deity and there's a pagan ritual.
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Uh, when did that happen?
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Remember when they were camping and stuff, and then they came back and they were like, oh, we noticed someone was getting raped, so we fired off a few rounds to scare them off. Yeah. And they were worshipping what we found out to be a Bigfoot deity.
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Bigfoot deity. Never heard those words together before?
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No. This is the angry Bigfoot movie.
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What have we all been waiting for?
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Well, Bigfoot is a problem, as I found out.
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Jesus.
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Yeah. To the point where in Oklahoma, they, uh, recently, uh, introduced the Bigfoot hunting bill, because obviously he's an issue. So trying to boost tourism, basically, you go there with your license and you can get your Bigfoot license. Your Bigfoot license. I mean, you need to have a license. You can't just shoot at random. So, like, you go out there and if you bring back the head of Bigfoot, you get $25,000 of reward for capture.
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So I found a slightly different bit of information where they're filming a television show and. Yeah, again, it's like a tourism thing, but the reward is $3 million.
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That means it is a desperate situation.
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You don't think it's just to boost ratings?
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No.
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You think there's a genuine problem?
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No. I think the FBI needs to drop water is doing and get their assets over to Oklahoma and, uh, need to get themselves this fucking problem.
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So people are scared.
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I'm terrified.
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Oh, my gosh, Ryan.
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There's Bigfoot issues. Well, there's 106 Bigfoot sightings in Oklahoma since that was from a time to January 2021.
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So it could have been, like, from all of time. It's been a total eventually since Bigfoot.
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But you said to me earlier, Bigfoot has only really been a thing since, like, 58.
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Yeah, since 1958. And that is the earliest American recording of a, um, Bigfoot sighting, I think. And it was a joke. No, Ryan, I don't think Bigfoot is real. And I'm starting to worry about you. But in 1958, someone had written into the humble time.
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You have no sense of wonder. I come from Scotland. We have the Loch Ness Monster.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
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Country of dreamers.
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Are you skeptics? And you Philistine?
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Well, a, uh, logger from California wrote into the Humboldt Times as someone who deals with logs of wood. Yes.
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Logger.
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Yeah. And he wrote like, an edit logger. A what?
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An edit logger.
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What's that? Jesus, that sounds like what I do with these Dick movies.
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Yes, I'm a Dick locker. I just come in and tell jokes and watch movies. Fuck off, Dicks.
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All day, all night.
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Yeah, it's a, uh, sight to see anyway.
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Well, he had written in that he saw big footprints around his work site.
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Terrifying.
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And he said he made, like, a joke about, oh, maybe we have an abominable snowman over here in Northern California. But what had actually happened, Ryan, it wasn't Bigfoot, I'm telling you. Okay.
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All right.
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Uh, he had said he had told his family, he didn't tell anybody else. And he kept the secret to his grave. His name is Ray Wallace. I believe and he told his family that he had made out of wood these big 16 inch footprints, uh, and he stamped them all around his work site to play a joke on his coworker. And everyone thought it was funny. And apparently Ray Wallace was a hilarious prankster, but he didn't tell anybody, and he died, and his family told the papers. But then it had blown up to, uh, such gargantuan proportions that no one believed that it was fake. They're like, I don't know, it's been too long someone seen something. Because everyone, ever since that day, has seen not everyone, but people claim to have seen things. You're out in the woods. The story got bigger than him.
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I'm going to quote Carlson, who's in this movie where you don't poke fun at Bigfoot, okay? He is bad news.
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I mean, what is it? Cryptozoology, right? And that's kind of the study of extinct, uh, or mythological characters or creatures.
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Yeah, made up shit.
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It's still a thing. It's still a thing. Today. You're locking us monsters, you're Bigfoot.
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There's, um, nothing wrong with, like, diving into the realms of imagination with this sort of stuff. I think that's fine. I think out of all of those tales, I think the Bigfoot saga is probably more plausible than, say, uh, a, uh, giant dinosaur in the bottom of a Lake.
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I don't know. I would more agree with water based creatures because the ocean is so deep and dark. We don't go in there. We don't live in that world.
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Bigfoot 70% of the Earth's oceans is still unexplored.
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Exactly. So why can't something be in there? There was a story, and I think it was, like, Clearwater, Florida or Sarasota or something where there was these, uh, tracks. I, uh, don't know if they were prints or tracks or something on the beach. And this is, like, in the 70s or something. Probably people like to make jokes and tell stories just like Ray Wallace. And people like, there's a sea creature. There's a sea creature. And then you found out years and years and years years later that it was this old man on the beach, just, like, having fun. And he made the same thing. He made these big old feet. And the people trying to debunk the fact that it's real, there's no way. And they tried to figure out how these big feet would get on the beach, but he told everyone how he did it. And the people thought there was an incredibly gigantic sea creature walking around in Florida.
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Crazy.
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Um, yeah. Don't be scared. There's no Bigfoot.
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Not scared. No, I'm just about ready to knock down all you fucking naysayers out there. Just like. I don't think it's a problem.
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That's a problem.
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Yes, it is a problem.
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Story, Oklahoma.
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Look, at least they're putting some power in the hands of the people who can deal with it. You know what I mean? Yeah. Just get a bunch of men with guns to just go out into the forest and just start shooting things randomly.
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It's very safe, mhm.
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It's worked out fine for plenty of people. Okay.
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Yeah. I don't know. Do you know that there is a Bigfoot style creature in Florida? Oh, so I told, um, you not to be scared, but maybe you should.
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We need to get a gun. Yeah.
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He's a swamp ape.
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I don't want a fucking thing coming to the front door.
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Swamp ape and being like.
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No, coming for you. Terrify the dog. And then I've got to deal with it as well. Yeah, I've got to trap and all sorts of stuff. I'm not dealing with swamp ape. If he tries to get into my car, what's going to happen there?
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You're going to have to blow his.
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I'm going to carpool with swamp. I think I've done that with plenty of relationships in my time. Uh, either way, if fucking George Henderson. Harry from Harry and the Henderson.
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That's a Bigfoot movie.
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Yeah. With anything like the Bigfoot in this movie, like George Henderson would have to blow his fucking head off.
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That's a big cry.
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Yeah. Be it John let go. Or fucking Bruce Davidson, who plays George in that movie and the TV show.
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I mean, everyone should know John Litko from the film Raising Cain.
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Yeah. Or a cliffhanger where, um, he's got that accent.
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Yes.
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Yeah. Um, no, I mean, if Harry was anything like this, Bigfoot is, um, I'll have to deal with it. Animal control or something like, you'd have to deal with it.
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You have to put them down.
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You've got to put them down. Yeah.
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Surrender, kids.
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Animal fuck. Yeah. This Bigfoot fucking kills two girl Scouts who are running around with kitchen knives in the woods and forces, uh, them to stab each other.
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He like, puts their hand right in the other person's hand and they just like, stab each other side by side.
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We've all been there where you've taken a small child and you're like, stop punching yourself. Except with him. Stop stabbing yourself.
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Yes.
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And, uh, it could be only one logical reason as to what happened there. Bigfoot did this. So obviously when authorities saw it, they were just like, this is Bigfoot's doing.
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The only way, you know, a Bigfoot has been there is if you see a Bigfoot footprint. Yeah, that's how you know that's his Mark.
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It's either that or it's facial.
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Bob like a really big shit show.
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Bob.
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Yeah, but he wears the shoes, though, so it's different. Bigfoot doesn't wear shoes. So if Bigfoot wore, uh, shoes, he would be like Sideshow Bob.
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Yeah, but Sideshow Bob doesn't have to wear shoes all the time. He doesn't wear shoes in bed. He could walk around the woods if you wanted to.
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Okay.
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With these big feet.
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So now we know Oklahoma. Mhm either has a Sideshow Bob problem. An animated character.
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You know what Kybor Kartis used to say? In the TV show. What used to say big feet, big boots. That's what you used to say. Yeah. Because obviously everyone attributes big feet to potentially having big Dick. But obviously it's a kid show. You can't say things like that. You're not going to get Laurence Fishburne saying that. Like squirting out in PV's play house that shows already a little bit squirting out in Pewee's Playhouse.
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That's what you just said.
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I remember was playing Pee wee. He's a weirdo PB's. Kill house. That's what it looks like.
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Fucking kill house.
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Yeah, it looks fucking weird.
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All Rubens.
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Yeah. I guess we can continue onwards.
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Okay. We don't need to talk about Paul ribbons masturbating in the theater. That's fine. Everyone knows that story. Hey, would you like to hear the synopsis of this movie?
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Yeah. I mean, it shouldn't come as any surprise what this is about.
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But, uh, a professor and his students have a grizzly encounter with a Sasquatch like creature that prowls the backwoods.
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Basically, all it needs to be a synopsis solve is three words, and it's angry Bigfoot. That's all it is.
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That's two words.
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No, it's Bigfoot. Bigfoot is not one word.
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It's a title. Bigfoot is a title.
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All right. The angry Bigfoot movie. Is there any other angry Bigfoot movies?
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I have looked up different Bigfoot movies, and I think the most popular is obviously Harry and the Hendersons and other ones that have come out. Whoever made Blair, uh, witch project did a Bigfoot movie, too.
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Okay.
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I didn't see it.
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No. Okay.
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I mean, it's a movie where there's an anthropology professor who meets someone whose father. They believe her father was killed by Bigfoot.
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Yeah.
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So they take her. I believe she goes on the trip. They take all the students. Anthropology students on a field trip.
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Yeah. She explains in this convoluted manner.
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There'S a picture of the Bigfoot in the newspaper.
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But from a few viewings, I couldn't understand if what it was because I tried to recreate the newspaper for this newspaper clipping of the murder.
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Like the murder victim. So like, her father was in the newspaper.
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Yeah. And the other picture was so dark, I had no idea what it was until eventually it was explained to me. Oh, no, it's a photo of the Bigfoot. There's a little ruler next to it for some scale, but, uh, like, she explains, like, we can't prove it because they took the photo and then the negative disappeared. Fucking shady. Fuckers.
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Wow.
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Fucking police coming in. They're just like, Nah, it's like it's too much of a problem. Don't want to scare the public. He's terrifying. Absolutely fucking terrifying.
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Calm down.
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So scared.
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But here's the, uh, tagline, though. An evil mutation embarks on a wave of brutal butchery.
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It's not a lie.
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It's also like a synopsis.
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Yeah.
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Bigfoot cometh.
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Yeah. Angry Bigfoot wants to be your friend. Not like that.
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Hold onto your Dick. He's coming.
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Yeah. He's going to rip your Dick off.
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Don't sleep in a sleeping bag in the middle of the day.
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Yeah. He's coming to get you.
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Coming into you.
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He's coming to get you.
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Yikes.
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No, don't say that. It's disgusting. Yeah. I like that opening sequence. Like, where you see the blood go into his Bigfoot Tramp.
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Yeah. He murders a guy.
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And then the blood pulls into the Bigfoot rips the dude's arm off.
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Yeah, it does. I like it.
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Yeah. Probably the best bit in the movies. When the blood goes and tastes big food, it fills up, and then the title comes up over it, and you're like, wow, it's really invented.
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And then it's all downhill from there.
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Well, a lot of the heavy lifting is done in the music.
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I find the elevator music.
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The elevator music, the Dennis McCarthy music for Night of the Demon.
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Okay. I'm pretty sure I have him to blame for the pain in my ears.
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You might be able to get, like, a, uh, Daddy or something that maybe has the Night of the Demon soundtrack, uh, available for us to listen to at some point. No, I mean, where we watched this movie, the quality of it is really bad. And we watched it on YouTube.
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It is free on YouTube?
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Yes.
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How long? Probably forever, because no one the other.
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Plus, we saw it at least two years ago when I first watched the movie with you. Yeah, because we've seen it at least twice.
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You say that. I don't remember it at all.
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But this week we watched it this time, and there's stuff that happens that I completely forgot about, and you'd be like, Ryan, why did you forget about that? And it just seemed to happen, so there's only so much we can store in our brains. But now, after seeing no room for any of this in my brain part Bigfoot endemic that seems to be raging across the United States. Really? Like, I think James was onto something when he made this movie. We just need to know. The world just needs to know.
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You're not going to sleep tonight, are you?
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I mean, do I sleep just in general? Like, usually, um, I'm terrified of something, so, yeah, a lot of the heavy lifting is done with the music, and we get to see the footage that kicks it all off. Kicks off this adventure.
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The scary Bigfoot footage.
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Yeah. Basically, it's like your, um, poor man's version of the Paris and footage which everybody knows about.
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What is that? You mean everybody knows about it? What are you talking about?
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It's the footage of the Bigfoot in the woods. That footage.
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Patterson footage is someone named Patterson film. It.
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That's usually how it is. You know, the Zebroter film. It was shot by a dude called Zabbruder. Okay, JFK, do you not know your history?
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No.
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Right.
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Anyway, I don't want to watch that film again. It's too long.
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What? Jfk?
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Yeah.
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Or this is a brutal film which is maybe less than a minute.
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Is that the one with the shot back and to the left? Yeah.
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They'Re, um, watching it and I think the Bigfoot shows up and it's obviously a man in the hairy suit. Everyone's like, oh, God, it's Bigfoot. Yeah. As opposed to that's a joke store. That's a joke store costume.
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Definitive proof, Ryan.
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Yeah. There's a lot of very stilted performances in this movie. Now, does that mean it's bad? No.
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Yes.
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Um, this is a flashback movie as well. It starts in the hospital room with the professor who's been mangled, and he goes to tell the story of how he came to be in this position.
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Full face was burned off.
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He is reminded just before he tells me he believes it all to be true. And you know what? I am inclined to believe him.
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He was there, of course.
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He got all fucked up. Why is he going to lie? Yeah, exactly.
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He didn't burn his own face off.
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There was five different victims. There's a demon who's very creative. This demon that we refer to as a Bigfoot, we find out is a Bigfoot.
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Well, yeah. And, um, I didn't even bring this up. The original title of this film was The Revenge of the Bigfoot.
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Yeah. Much more apt and fitting title.
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Yeah. They only changed it because the Bigfoot craze started to fall off in the 70s, so they changed it to The Night of the Demon.
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Yeah. That's when problems start.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Yeah, that's when problems start. When people start to forget what's going to happen to them.
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Forget their roots.
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Yeah. Either way, we get this fantastic seam in the hospital. Really solid performances. And the doctor goes, it would help if you just started at the beginning.
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Fair enough.
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Yeah.
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Because I'm, um.
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Like, fuck, yeah. It's like, might as well just come up with the title of story beginning now, just, uh, in case you were in any way, shape or form confused as to what was happening.
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This isn't a Monty Python film, so we don't need that.
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No, I mean, it's probably about as funny, but.
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Doubtful.
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There's the sex in the van.
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That sex scene.
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Lip smack and say is vile. Wet. Lip smacking.
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It's wet. Don't do it. Stop it. Oh, my gosh. Everyone's going to turn this podcast off because it's fucking gross. Wet mouth sounds and like nipple kisses, Lady Teddy sucking. They are making wet mouth sounds to sound like they're eating a big old bowl of spaghetti. Marinara.
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Yes. Spaghetti night in the Van.
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Spaghetti in the Van. Oh, it's so gross. And they're horrible.
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The side effects they use in bad taste, uh, they're used for comedy value, not films. Like, if we're going to be realistic here, I did give the demon five stars, but I mean, bad taste is obviously objectively a far better film. Um, yeah, um, this is a joke.
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Five stars. Uh, yeah, I can't stand wet mouth sounds. It's so gross to me.
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Yes. And they're moaning.
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Bones are weird. And they go on for a really long time.
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We'll find that every single moment in this movie tends to go on for an incredibly long amount of time. It's like, right, okay. And then obviously that's with all the very wet lip smacking.
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I had to turn the TV down. I'm just laughing like, oh, gross.
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Yeah, it's pretty nasty. But then you see something in the fucking window and then you hear that Bigfoot noise, you know, Angley bastard is turning up. He's going to kill something.
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That soundtrack and that Bigfoot noise. I swear to God, it's like Lloyd Christmas Dumb and Dumber. The most annoying sound in the world.
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Why isn't anything like that repeated in any other films? Like those sorts of music.
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Those horrible noises that hurt your ears.
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You know he's coming when you hear it. It also means there's no tension, but also be a murder. You know, there's going to be a creative way in which you kill someone.
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That's true. Never killed the same way twice.
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Yeah. I mean, we're in the van. Nothing really kind of. It's not very creative. She just takes the naked man out of the van and she's no penis. She's screaming. Yes. This isn't the Dixie. We'll tell you when we get there. You hold your horses. He gets pulled out, and then he's on the windscreen for, I don't know, 20 minutes, 2025 as he kind of bleeds out.
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And she's like, um.
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She'S screaming very deeply. Yeah, there are a lot of screaming screaming. Obviously, whoever did the sound mix needs to figure out that there's very quiet bits of this film and there's very noisy bits of this film, and they need to equalize out.
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Remember, they never work again, so it doesn't matter.
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I think that's a real shame. Uh, there should have been a sequel to this film. Yeah. They could have called Night of the Demons or Night of the Demon two.
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Night of the Demons three.
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Yeah, they could have done a whole lot of demons. Yeah.
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The other death that I really liked, I think it was like, almost right after this is where the timing of the movie and the timeline is super confusing. And I don't know when is when a flashback, but it might be a flashback within a flashback.
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The whole movie is a flashback, but there is also flashbacks within the flashback.
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Because all I remember is that and I know there's other characters that pop up and arrive, but they end up in sleeping bags and it's night time, but then Bigfoot shows up and it's daytime.
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Yeah.
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And Bigfoot comes up and you hear that horrible noise. Is it just one person in a sleeping bag or is it two people?
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It's a weird scene, and I'm, uh, glad I'm able to bring this up, but this, uh, guy is just sleeping in a field. Not even in the woods. It looks like it's in a field. And there's a fire. There's no tent. It's just sat. He's just laying on the ground with a sleeping bag on him.
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It's like he's tucked himself, um, in real good.
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Doing his best to pretend he was asleep, but he's acting. Yeah, he's not very good. And then for whatever reason, this is precane harder. Like Jason Voorhees that we're seeing here where Bigfoot. Bigfoot picks up the sleeping bag, just starts swinging the fucking thing around and then chucks them onto some and impales them on a branch.
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Yeah, like upside down impales him on a bridge.
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And he's just bleeding out again. His death goes on. The deaths go on for a very long time.
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Yeah. They really hold on that death face.
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Yeah. And it's not that he's upside down and they're pouring blood. Obviously, he's been impaled in the chest, and the blood is going like. You can see it's going in his nose there. And it's just like. No, there's probably a reason why he didn't work again.
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What did they use in Evil Dead? Didn't they use, like, carousel syrup? Is that what it was called? And then they colored it, and it was that horrible, sticky substance. You know what they used for this movie?
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I mean, it looks like fucking koolaid. It's thick kind of, but it's got that kind, uh, of like, very. Kind of like, look to it all.
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Yeah.
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The guy in the sleeping bag dies, but seemingly during the day and moved back to night when everyone's camped because it's blue.
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Like day or night? Day night, right?
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Night day night. Yeah. So obviously they weren't able to get the shooting during the night, or it was too much. Anyway.
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Big blue filter.
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Either way, they start asking the local town. They go to Herbs General Store and start asking the locals about the Bigfoot and who to talk to and stuff like that. And seemingly there's, uh, this woman that they've all dubbed Crazy Wanda, who knows everything about the Bigfoot.
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Okay.
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And she's been rendered mute because of pregnancy.
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Uh, interesting.
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Yeah. She had a traumatic, uh, pregnancy, and now she's still pregnant. Uh, no. Well, I'm sure the pregnancy came to its obvious conclusion.
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Okay.
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The, um, people are talking about her, and obviously no one's very nice referring to her as Crazy Wanda, small town living. Anyway, there's this one scene where they're, like, talking to a teacher. I'm assuming it's a teacher. The soundtrack is, like, at school. And the scene opens light, and it's on the other side of a chain link fence, and the ball hits the chain link fence. So you think it's out of school, right? And they're all playing and they're talking to this teacher, and basically the teacher who they're talking to refers to the baby as a Mongoloid baby. Yeah, that's why they had to get rid of it.
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I thought she was a nurse.
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Well, either way, it's still kind of fucked up. Even if she's a nurse or a teacher.
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That's true.
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Probably shouldn't be using the term. But anyway, 70s.
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Yes.
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No one has any feelings. No, but what we soon find out is this group, uh, they're already in Bigfoot territory. Oh, my God. They are fucking in the land of the angry bastard.
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Oh, no.
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Big bad bastard. Well, the professor who also tells us all the stories, basically tells every single flashback, every single memoir, every, uh, single memory. Because he gets, uh, all these stories from the paper, obviously.
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So then why does he have to tell us these stories? Doesn't everyone know the story?
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Because he's obsessed with it all. He's obsessed with just, like the Bigfoot mythos, it seems like. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. If you spend your life dedicated in a career to believing shit that's made up. I don't know.
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I'm not too sure he's an anthropology professor. Like, that has grounding in science and fact. So why he's all of a sudden obsessed with, like, a fucking Bigfoot is weird.
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Yeah, well, thank fuck he's not a priest. Let's do it that way. So.
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Uh.
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We'Re now 30 minutes into this movie, so we're now at the Dixie. Yes. He says he has this story about that biker.
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That biker dude. That biker dude that is, uh, riding along a mountainside. But it looks like he's just going in right turns.
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You said, you know what the biker looks like? He looks like the cartoon version of Remember the Hunter, the dad from Jumanji. Oh, yeah, that's what it looks like. He's got, like, kind of monstrous mustache kind of going on.
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I feel like he looks like a lot of bartenders in Orlando.
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Okay, I haven't seen a lot of bartenders in Orlando, but.
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Yeah, um, so he's driving in right turns for so long that he has to take a whiz.
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So basically, yeah, there's like, four exhaustive shots of the bike on the road, all wide shots where he seems to just be taking nothing but a right turn the entire time. And if it's four shots, then he has to find himself going in a perfect circle.
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Yeah.
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So I don't know about you, but sometimes when I spin around a little bit too fast, I need to go to the toilet.
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Oh, my God. When he parks up, he pulls out, which I wasn't sure if it was like a joint or like a stubbed out cigarette. Like a half cigarette. It looked like a joint, though, and it was a 70. So I'm going to think it was a joint. It was holding it like a joint.
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But this is anything that I'm particularly proud of. But if you can't finish a cigarette at some point, you can sometimes put it back in the pack, get it later.
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Ill.
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It stinks.
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Of course it is. But, um, it doesn't even look like he's walking over to a Bush, but he walks over.
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Well, he's parked the bike on what looks like a general footpath.
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Not even necessarily in woods.
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But, like, on the outskirts.
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Definitely not on a street.
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No, he was on roads, and now he's ended up on what is probably a general footpath.
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Yeah.
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He goes to do a Tinkle.
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He does. And it is instantaneous.
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Yeah.
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He basically gets his Dick out to piss. And the bushes part, they separate. They separate right in front of his Dick. And then so as the bushes separate, which is obviously Bigfoot going, like, Peekaboo, see you penis. And the guy is so startled, and he's standing there not holding his deck because Dick is just there, like, through the fly of his jeans. Yeah.
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Cause I wondered that, like, he's not just pulled out and then just let it run free to do its urination.
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No. Because I feel like if you're peeing and you get startled, you maybe are still holding your penis. Right. Like, imagine it.
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I like to think he's doing a PP right now. Pull it out. And he's just, like doing a peepee.
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You arched your back and you're just, like, letting it fly free.
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Yeah. Maybe that's what he was doing.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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But I want you to think about it. Right. So you just got off your motorcycle. Puff, puff. You take a whiz.
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I mhm like to have the trip in my life.
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You're holding your Wiener, and Bigfoot comes to you. Did you like all of your penis in that?
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Potentially. But I'm certainly not standing completely still at the side of where I am.
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You're so starving.
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Um, like, clutching it. Pearls. Just like. No.
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Yeah. He's just standing there with his Wiener just hanging out and he's not holding it. He's looking at Bigfoot. I don't think you even see Bigfoot.
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Yeah.
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But what happens is Bigfoot grabs this biker's deck.
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Yes. So if you ever thought you'd never hear a detailed breakdown of a, uh, biker getting his Dick ripped off. Well, here it comes.
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He lifts the biker up by his Dick, seemingly because the biker's feet leave the ground.
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Yes.
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And you don't really see anything except drops of blood hitting the grass.
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Yeah.
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And then, I mean, it is wild. It is wild because I rewound it three times to watch it, and he literally lifts this guy up by his Dick.
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Oh, shit. Right. Okay. Bigfoot gets a right good handle.
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Oh, it really does.
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Yeah.
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And I can see why Bigfoot would be mad. Like, you're in your house, maybe like, your home, your forest is your home, and some guy just whips his way out, tries to pee on you. You'd be really mad. And he's already a very angry creature.
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Bigfoot has some obvious anger management problems.
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Right. And so instead of saying, hey, man, try not to piss on me.
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Uh, I mean, this is maybe how things work. Out in the animal Kingdom. You got to just, um, get put in your place.
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I was working in Virginia last week, and I saw a cow piss on another cow, and the cow put his head right in the pee. No Dicks got ripped.
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Okay.
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No one got angry.
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They're all ladies, though. The cows.
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Yeah.
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There's not going to be.
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I guess you can't rip a Lady Dick off. But there was no anger there between. Well, maybe that's just women don't get so mad. I don't know.
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Maybe not. Maybe men just having that happens quite a bit. Is that what happens in the ladies toilets is like.
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Look, just punch each other in the vagina.
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Sure. Just piss on your face. Okay.
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No, that doesn't typically happen. We usually just give each other, like, advice on love and makeup and fashion. That's what happens in ladies toilets.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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You're being dead serious.
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I am being dead serious. You make a lot of friends when you're drunk in a toilet at a bar. They, uh, don't last forever.
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Yeah, you don't really do that in the mail toilets. It's like you're not going to go to a urinal and then start having a Chavez. You look at my Dick, bro.
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Usually when you're washing your hands, not when you're actually toileting.
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Okay.
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Yeah. And I also don't feel like there's a lot of anger and pulling each other's Dicks off, like, ripping them off in the men's toilet.
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No, I've not had that issue. But for the most part, I don't use a urinal. I use a cubicle.
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Like your, uh, Privacy.
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I like my Privacy. Plus, I remember being attacked, uh, in, uh, toilets before, so I never really liked using the urinal. So always maybe a little bit self conscious.
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Jesus Christ.
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Yeah. So I just go into the.
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Are you okay?
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No.
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So when I assume either the biker's Dick is fully detached from his body and you don't see the biker fall to the ground or anything, all you see is him. There's blood everywhere. Blood everywhere. And the biker is just clutching at his just dripping.
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Towards the camera.
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And he's, like, grabbing at the patch where I assume his Dick would be. But I thought there was something there. Like, it was like, fleshy bitch.
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It looked like this little fleshy tube that he was holding onto.
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He wasn't a full clean rip.
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No, it looks.
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I was like, oh, no.
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He's like, stumbling towards the camera. He's going towards his bike. Uh. Oh, no. And again, like, everything in this movie, it just lasts a little bit too long.
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Way too long. And he's up next to his motorcycle, and it looks like he's, um. Just like. It looks like there's just blood dripping on the motorcycle.
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Yes, that's it. That's it. All in all, about seven shots or something.
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Way too many.
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Yeah.
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But, yeah, um, it was really funny. It was something I hadn't seen before. So I appreciated that. But the professor was telling us after that scene, he's like, that is he blood out blood to death, right? Blood to death from.
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He's like, blood to death from his injuries. It was obvious. It was Bigfoot. Definitely, definitely Bigfoot could not have been anything else.
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He never found the penis.
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He never found a penis. And then obviously, he's told him the story, and he's just like, well, let's get some sleep.
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I remember nothing from the rest of this film. There's a couple smatterings of things I remember.
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But there's also quality issues with watching it at, like, 320 P on YouTube is the fact there's a lot of stuff that's very dark, so there is a lot of that sort of stuff. I mean, one of the things that's, uh, too dark to see is obviously the flashback such a weird thing to say, but it's his flashback of another story being told. Um, from another character's perspective. It's also a flashback where obviously crazy Wanda. The reason Wanda goes crazy is because she has sex with Bigfoot.
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No, you walked out. I was watching this movie today, and you walk out and it's like, oh, Bigfoot's shagging crazy Wanda. And I go, Ryan, I do hope you know that that's called rape. Like, this isn't, like, sexy Bigfoot. It's not like a shape of Water situation where you've got, like, a sexy creature from the black Lagoon type of thing where he's got a great ass, and we still don't know how his penis works. This is a psychotic creature from the woods that is raping this poor woman seemingly all the time. It seems like it's happened a lot. I don't know if that was the first time it happened, but it seemed like it happens all the time.
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Like, it was bringing her guests.
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Was he?
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Yeah.
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Team consensual. I'm sorry.
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In terms of her, like, finding herself in situations that are relatively compromising.
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Let me clarify here that by bringing gifts to someone that does not constitute consent, I just need to clarify that just because a gift doesn't mean I want to have sex with anybody.
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That was more a Liberal thing. Like, Bigfoot does bring her gifts.
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No, that's fine. It just sounded for a second, like, I'm like, oh, okay. He brought her gifts. No, he still raped her. She's hooking screaming. I mean, there's the first time Daddy and Daddy creepy old man's watching from the porch, and I swear to God, uh, he says, like, oh, you deserve it. You're a horrible creature.
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Yeah, he's very religious. He's very Christian.
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It's like, this isn't her choice. Oh, my God. It was horrible. And it went on once again way too long.
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It did go on too long. And it was also very loud. Yeah, it was also very dark, which is fine.
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Which is fine.
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But, like, good movie. Wanda is definitely in situations where they are compromising. I suppose one of my favorite bits in it. And I'm not saying that this is a nice thing that happens, but the father is beating her in her story, uh, and eating her because she likes a boy. Whatever, right? And he just starts sharing. I'm saving your soul, young, grateful bitch. That's buzzy funny.
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He's a gross dad.
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He's awful. He's like the, uh, father in the Texas Chainsaw. Uh, movies not anywhere near as good. It's like the one. He's the oldest one, the step below. Like, actual grandpa does all the hammering.
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Yeah.
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Get her head in the bucket.
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The whole end of this movie is a complete slowmo murder Fest.
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It's pretty awesome.
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I actually did not hate at all. I kind of liked it. Like, he's choking this girl out and her head is, like, swinging back and forth. Her hair looked really good, and there's blood coming out of her mouth. Does someone get impaled, um, with, like, a Pitchfork? Yes, through the back.
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So someone gets impaled with a Pitchfork. A throat gets slit. This Sasquatch. This big foot is very ingenious when it comes to, like, he uses everything at his disposal because you would think he would just go up to someone and just crush their fucking head and then do the end of it. You know what I mean?
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Yeah, but he doesn't. He just uses all these tools.
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Oh, God, leave me alone. Uh, leave me alone. Oh, my God, leave me alone. And he Burns these fucking face on the stove.
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Yeah, yeah.
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No one is safe. No one's safe from his clutches.
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Even Crazy Wanda burned her father alive.
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There is a genuine sense of fear from the people in the story that's when they become a little bit more convincing.
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Like in the slow Mo parts where they can definitely get out of the house. I don't know how fast Bigfoot is. I don't know if he's ever been clocked, but I don't feel like he would be particularly Swift.
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I mean, to be fair, that's maybe why it was shot in slow motion. Otherwise you would never see what was happening.
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So fast.
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Yeah, maybe he's a Swift fucker. Like, he just kind of goes in there and he's just got long legs. I guess it's like, what happened? Where is he? Got a pitch fork in the back. It's crazy.
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And I'm still not sure what happened to the Bigfoot baby.
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There's some sort of intimation. Well, yeah, because she's had sex with Bigfoot. She gives birth to a human Bigfoot hybrid. Uh, uh, baby, right? Yeah. So I'm assuming because the father's, like, I killed the baby, and, uh, they dig up, uh, the grave and find it's not there. So I'm assuming he kind of just let the baby go. Or Bigfoot took the baby or the baby that's now going around, like, murdering that's the baby.
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I'm not sure if the timeline is a bit wibbly. Wobbly, obviously.
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Well, who, um, knows how quickly these big feet are. Bigfoot Bigfoots, like, grow. How quickly they grow?
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I have no idea.
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Anything.
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But yeah, she said she set her father on fire because he killed her baby and to protect Bigfoot baby Daddy.
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I like that when they get up to Wanda's door, someone who doesn't speak, who is like, we know doesn't talk, and they're, like, dominant if we come in to have a talk and it's like, well.
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I feel like they're grabbing her all the time and she's just always screaming. She's so traumatized.
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Yeah. This is also 1979, though. This is also the same movie where they only bring the women to the campsite so that they can do all the cooking and cleaning.
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Oh, yeah. The only reason they brought her was so she'd do the dishes.
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Yeah.
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And she's like, okay, no problem, Chad.
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Yeah. Subservient.
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Um, indeed.
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Yeah. Why are those Girl Scouts running through the woods with, like, kitchen knives? That's my thing. I didn't understand that.
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I didn't realize that in Girl Scouts you get knives. You do in Boy Scouts, you get those little.
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They weren't Penn lights, though. Yeah.
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But I don't know. They wouldn't let me in the Girl Scouts, so I don't know if you get knives or not.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Did you go to one of those camps you should be in something called the Boys Brigade.
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Oh, right. Uh, because that's the cutest name ever.
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Which was to do with the RNLI, which was more to do with the lifeguards. Uh. Oh, yeah, the Boys Brigade, uh, if I remember.
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That's cute.
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Yeah. I mean, it's ironic, though, because I'm terrified of deep war, so it wouldn't have led to anything other than me, like, finding a dark corner to cry. And it wouldn't have been anything.
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Did you get a knife?
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No. Um, I was there. I think I went once, and that was one of those was a, uh, one and done thing. Kind of like James Watson with this movie. Quality over quantity. Yeah. I mean, you kind of sum the movie up like it's per vagrant woman ends up having sex with an animal.
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That's not what happened. It was rape. Bryant, there is controversy with this movie. I'm not sure if you have heard about this. No, but it was actually deemed, um, and listed as a, quote unquote video nasty by the British Board of Film Classification.
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That makes sense.
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Yeah. So if you don't know what that term means.
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Um, it's look it up.
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I could tell them.
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I mean, you could name a few things that you could deem to be a video and ASTI. What would you think? What's the first thing that comes to your head when you think they do and ASTI?
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I don't know, I just think about, like, really gory films. I can't think of a specific title.
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Evil Dead.
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Fair enough. Well, that makes sense because it's gory.
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Yeah. It's nasty. Yeah. And it's on video.
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So it's a term that was used in the UK to refer to typically low budget horror and exploitation films that were specifically distributed on video cassette because those weren't widely available. Yeah. It was like a loophole in film classification. So you didn't have to go through, like, the review process. So they didn't have to give it a rating. No, it was on tape.
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It was on tape. Yeah. I saw tons of, um, stuff like that.
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This movie was banned in the UK until January of 1994, where eventually it passed with an 18 rating. Yeah.
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That's seen far worse. It gets a rating.
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Of course, but they took out a minute and, um, 41 seconds worth of Gore. Um, the biker castration was removed.
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Okay.
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And the part where the, um, intestines, like the students intestines, uh, are like, coming out.
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They remove that's near the end of the slowmo thing, it rips the intestines. I start swinging them around.
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It was really good.
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Yeah. It's kind of fucked up.
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It was really good.
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Yeah.
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But eventually it was actually released.
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Criteria needs to get on no dig up, get some interviews, talk to folk like, if it's still alive, obviously.
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I actually am a little bit curious to hear what this director's background was like. Was it because it had money put into it? There's a lot of folk in this movie and some of the people in this movie, not a lot of them, maybe only just a handful, actually, did go on to act in more films.
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Yeah.
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Well, Ryan.
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Yeah?
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Would you recommend this movie?
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Yeah, if you like this sort of thing. Yeah, it's bloody funny. It's really funny.
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I should have watched it with you. Now, I think that's the thing about this type of film, this film in particular, watch it with your friends.
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Yeah. You need to kind of be in the mood for it. Uh, we kind of look at it. We looked at it with a very analytical eye, and I guess that's when you start to fall asleep a little bit.
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Yeah. I was not in the mood for this, and apparently I've seen it before and I don't remember. There are funny things. Like I was on Skype with you, Ryan, while you were watching it, and I had to turn the volume down because it's so fucking loud.
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Well, here's the audience again.
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Screaming and the screeching. I will recommend this movie up to 30 minutes and 58 seconds, where you see the motorcyclists get ripped off.
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Well, it's fine, though, because the professor who tells the story turns into a dark man. That's what happens. Most of his face is fucking burnt off from that.
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That's true.
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So he turns them into a Darkman.
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They didn't have the money to put that cool makeup on them to be like Liam Neeson.
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Hey, look, all you need is some bandages, all right? That's all I need in.
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So what did you rate this movie? You already then you rated it five stars.
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Five stars. It's fucking funny. I think it's worth the other two.
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I'll give it a two. The extra half stars for the Wiener.
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We have seen far worse, far worse films on this podcast as well.
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I disagree with that. Almost everything we have watched, uh, for this podcast has been amazing.
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Oh, so you're seeing in the cuts better than this?
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Yes.
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Fuck no. What world are you in?
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Rough world?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Are you in the cut apologists out there.
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Hang your head in sheep?
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No, it was worth it in the cut any day. Well, maybe not every day.
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That's good luck watching it after. Um, I throw it in the bench.
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Okay, well then what would you rate your visibility in context, penis wise?
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I mean, it's right there. So it's a five star, I'm assuming. Wow. It's not a prosthetic, right? Because it cuts away all I'm like. I mean, I can just imagine what's happening in that scene and it's like, all right, Derek. Let's just say his name is Derek. It's like Derek.
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His name's Rob.
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His name's Rob. Um, Rob. Rob Champ.
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Camp.
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Oh, camp. Why is it Camp Champ? Oh, camp. Rob Champ is what it is in the credit anyway. It doesn't matter.
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Well, then they spelled it wrong somewhere.
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So either way, Rob, um, Jeff's going to jump out the Bush and he's going to immediately go for your deck. So just wait. And then he just genuinely gets a massive handful. You, um, see everything and it does cut away.
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Yeah.
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So it might not be real, but I like to think that it's definitely.
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I do not think that this film had the budget in order to employ a prosthetic penis.
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They put all their money in big food and that was it. Yeah. Okay.
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He didn't have enough money to make his chest hairy.
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Well, remember, he's a hybrid.
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One of these days I'm going to go, uh, through Laura's master class of penis and popular cinema. I mean, that's kind of what we're doing here. But like, penis is on.
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We actually get into popular cinema first. I think that's true.
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Certainly isn't that. But like, this penis goes into maybe the category of. I don't know if there's a category for like, horror penises, um, or like be meat trash, like melodramatic penises, maybe necessarily. Like, it's a shock value penis. It's not a comedic penis.
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Is this for your novel?
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Well, no, it'll be like an actual. I'm going to write articles about it. It'll be real.
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Um, fact.
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Cool, because I have a master's degree in penises. But I think that this is more like the melodramatic use. Like something where in The Crying Game, you know what I mean? Where it's like used for shock value. Yeah, that's a very different obviously. But I'm trying to think of where you would put this penis in the category. Um, because it is essentially there for shock value.
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Yeah. This is like fun heart deck.
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Yeah, it's great. It's a creative death that I really enjoyed.
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Yeah, for a Rob.
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I think I would give that like a four or three and a half. I mean, it's daylight, so. Yeah, not bad.
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Yeah. Don't let the 320 P quality on the YouTube video distract you from the fact that's exactly what it is. Yeah. Okay. All right.
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Well, gosh. Thank you, Ryan, so much for being here with me today.
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No problem.
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Make sure everyone to rate review subscribe. It helps so much. It really does.
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Yeah.
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Um, we need to get it out there. Yeah.
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Plus we got a lot more coming up this October because October month is August.
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Are Boogie Penis? Uh, month. That's the working title.
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Yeah. Halloween is why we decided. So. Yeah, we'll be, um, covering horror movies in October.
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Yeah, we started on such a week to where we get three horror movies in this month. So we'll have two more. Yeah, for the month of October.
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Very lucky.
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Yes.
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Aren't we very lucky.
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Aren't we lucky? So watch out for that. We'll be dropping the names of those episodes the week before dropping scary bombs. So, uh, make sure to follow us on Instagram. And if I get better at Twitter on there too, that's fine.
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Yeah, I'll leave you all the social media. I'm just here to tell jokes.
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Yeah, and if anyone has any tips, we probably won't do those movies. But send us in your favorite horror movie penises on Instagram. I'd love to see it. Yeah, I want to see what everyone's favorite horror movie penis is.
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Yeah, there's a few.
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There are quite a few. We've just done a small selection, but we'll do more next year. Of course.
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Yeah.
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Well, coming to you from Crazy Wanda's cabin in the forest.
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That's right.
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I've been Laura.
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I was trying to be like crazy Wanda. She doesn't talk.
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Get out of here.
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Yeah. No, I'm Ryan, I'm here. I'm fine.
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You'll, um, um, be okay.
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Better. I'm not even joking. We are fucking getting a dead Bolt for the front door and probably getting weapons because I do not swamp ass like coming up to the fucking door.
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Ape.
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Oh, ape. I'm calling swampas now.
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Thanks, guys, for being here. Protect yourselves from swamp ape or Bigfoot um, or Yeti or whatever cryptid haunts your region of the world and we will see you next time.
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Uh.
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Turn it off.
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He's coming you.